BORING!


Jesus Christ, I wanted to see a movie all about the Manhattan Project, and not all that extra family and relationship fluff, as well as all that boring shit about whether Oppenheimer was a Communist! I was actually dozing off a few times, it was so dull! I only woke up when those inexplicable noises and bright lights came on, although even they were annoying. And the Trinity Test itself was inexplicably dull, it didn't look like a mushroom cloud whatsoever, and the silence was far too long before the (very quiet) blast and only a light gust of a shockwave!

PATHETIC!

This is it! I'm swearing off of Chris Nolan movies from now on! I didn't like any of his non-Batman ones, I never saw Tenet and I had to convince myself to see this, but it turns out to be ALL STYLE and NO SUBSTANCE - in other words, Nolan's arty-farty CRAP that puts people off of going to the movies in the first place! And why the emphasis on the nudity? What the hell was with that nudity in the committee hearing? I know it's just him fantasising, but seriously, that was just there as eye candy for the men and ladies! No substance added to the story at all!

3/10

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Absolutely right. Nolantards are snobs

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Interstellar is still a great movie.

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Hell no it isn't. The Prestige is a great movie, as is Memento.

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I really like Interstellar.

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I used to really dislike Interstellar, but have really grown to love it the last 3 years, I think Covid time helped me really appreciate it.

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I didn't like any of his non-Batman ones, I never saw Tenet and I had to convince myself to see this

The same here, I only liked his batman films. The difference is I watched Tenet before, so I had very low expectations about this film. So little I might not even watch it after it is available on streaming.

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Yes you are.

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Nolantard Thaistickers.

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Idk might be good. I'll probably see it eventually. Biopics always look boring af to me tho.

I feel like people like them because there supposed to like them. You want to learn about Oppenheimer? Read a book about the guy. Check the Wikipedia. I just feel like the people hyping Oppenheimer are doing so because it feels more important. What's more important then the Nuke? Nothing. Important events = important movies.

Then there's Barbie which I actually want to see. I saw Speed Racer in theaters and it was one of the most intense visual experiences we've had in cinema in years. Same to Moulin Rouge and same to Scott Pilgrim. I remember seeing all of them in theater's and they all went on to become cult classics.
Barbie will probably join these.

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To Nolan btw.. not to be a dick but I get the feeling people only like him because of Dark Knight... which people only like because of Heath Ledger's Joker. That and Inception which was ok.

It's just the case of people not knowing film so they hype up what they perceive is the most important director. Nobody has heard of Vilgot Sjöman or Krzysztof Kieślowski or Dziga Vertov.A lot of them feel like liking him makes them look smarter.

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My guess is that you’re too young to have experienced the revolutionary shift in filmmaking caused by Nolan almost from the get-go, with Memento, and continued with similar success with most of his projects.

I worked at one of the busiest Blockbuster Video stores in the Pacific Northwest region at the time of Memento’s release, and whether folks liked it or hated it, nobody failed to notice it or talk about it. The rabid haters were the proof and reason how we knew those folks didn’t understand Nolan. You see, they weren’t just brushing off a “bad film” like they should. They were unknowingly admitting that it had a significant effect on their cinematic comprehension, but couldn’t articulate why. The lack of awareness manifested itself as hate, and that’s why Nolanites to this day are sometimes arrogant.

It was mind-blowing at the time, and perhaps the most effective film noir since the 1940s.

Everyone raves about Nolan as director, sure, but really it’s his (and his brother, of course) storycrafting that’s been most most influential. Non-linear storytelling had never been employed with such flair and substance. The cinematic puzzle heightened suspense to unparalleled levels in such a simple way, such as with Oppenheimer and The Prestige as well, and promoted an almost obsessive level of rewatchability, enjoyment and analysis. Hence why everyone who walked into my video rental store was asking about it.

It also, if you ask me, had been one of the prime motivators to the whole internet fan edit craze that occurred in the early 2000s. Amateur film enthusiasts were beginning to understand the power of editing and scene placement and used these techniques to vastly improve, most famously, Lucas’ bloated Star Wars prequels, among other works.

Dark Knight may have been a huge notch above an average comic film, but Batman Begins is what will be more acclaimed w/ time. This is cuz Nolan used the non-linear storytelling technique to guide us thru Wayne’s journey.

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People were talking about him because most people probably hadn't seen any other really great filmmakers.

Like they spend there life watching jurassic park, back to the future, Bill and Ted. All great movies but not on the level of things like Andrei rublev, 3 colors blue, or pierrot le fou.

So when someone slightly rises to that level and is in the mainstream he's considered an incredible genius.

Like how everyone gushes at the Beatles Revolver when there was far more experimental stuff happening at the time. It's not a question of quality but of being popular.

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Stick with Little Boy then.

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agreed. I was very disappointed.

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You just didn't get it, bro. Go watch Transformers instead.

- Sincerely, Typical Nolanite

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I will probably like it more if I had English subtitles to hand when watching the movie. Of course, for obvious reasons, that is never feasible in a movie theatre.

Honestly, half the characters mumbled their lines, I would be much more engaged if I knew what they were saying.

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The AMC I go to (20 theaters) offers films with subtitles sometimes. They did have times for Oppenheimer with subtitles during it's opening week and I meant to catch one of these bc I often have a hard time making out words when there's lot's of background noise. I ended up seeing it the 2nd week without subtitles and fortunately was OK, enjoyed the film very much. Idk if they stopped offering it with subs the 2nd week or if it was only available at an earlier time (I saw a 4:30pm show), it's sporadic.

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Maybe you'd like it better, but I honestly doubt it. Seeing comments like the one I posted for 10+ years and over-the-moon praise for even mediocre Nolan films has gotten rather grating - I think his best days are clearly behind him.

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Oh goodness. That is my most hated 'comeback' in all of movie discourse. Those clowns who conflate intelligence with movie preference.

They belie their true feelings. That is they think liking it makes them part of the smart club and that any one who dislikes it is an ADHD riddled 12 year old idiot. Whenever someone thinks they're smart for liking something you can only assume they like it purely because they consider it the intellectual choice.

Like those weirdos who 'prefer' classical music (Mozart, Beethoven and co) over the chart music of today. Or those wankers who'll tell you Nosferatu (1922) is better than all modern horror releases.

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It's ironic because in Nolan's case everything is usually spelled out to the lowest common denominator with excessive exposition. "Not understanding" the movie is rarely in the cards... unless it's something like Tenet, which is so fundamentally bad that no one even wants to understand what's going on.

Interstellar for instance becomes more dumb the more you understand the scientific concepts involved. But even if you don't, "love is the only thing that transcends 4-dimensions" isn't exactly an intellectual fare to begin with.

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Jesus Christ, I wanted to see a movie all about the Manhattan Project, and not all that extra family and relationship fluff, as well as all that boring shit about whether Oppenheimer was a Communist!


I think you should have adjusted your expectations. You went and saw a film titled Oppenheimer, not The Manhattan Project. The title indicates the main focus of the film.

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