Hans - a hero for our time

What type of person do you need to fight Trolls? Would the Avengers cope?

Well I guess The Hulk would have empathy and end up sitting with them in a group therapy session discussing size - looks - aggression and the complications these cause when trying to find love.

Black Widow wouldn't go near because of the smell (Hawkeye would stay with her for company). Iron Man - ultraviolet weapons just aren't sexy enough. And as for Thor given that he is also part of Norse mythology his own prime directive wouldn't allow him to interfere.

So where does that leave us?.. Enter Hans - the droll and pragmatic Troll hunter. Nothing fazes our Hans - A three headed monster - just turn it to stone. A cave full of furry Trolls belching and farting - hold your breath and run. A giant Troll - lure it in with gospel music.

In fact he's so pragmatic that I could imagine his response to being sent to North Korea to sort out Kim Jong-un would be 'Oh dear another s****y job with no overtime'

Mr Fury I would give this guy a ring if you want to defeat Ultron. Reward? A new caravan should do it.