When is the Expanded Universe coming?

I can only hope the producers aren't settling for a mere unnecessary sequel to this cult classic and are revving up for an entire unnecessary expanded cinematic universe. Bad Santa is such a rich reservoir of lore to mine entertainment from. Think of the possibilities:

1.Marcus origins story, documenting the cause of his tragic dwarfism
2.Bad Easter: Easter Bunny Willie hijinks
3.Thurman Murman solo action-adventure film
4.Sunny and Willie's Dad crime thriller
5.CGI Bernie Mac and John Ritter buddy mall cop film

All of this leading up to the end of Act 1 of the EU, our heroes assembled for one massive bank heist that goes wacky when Willie has a bit too much to drink and ends up tripping the alarm while giving anal pleasure to a particularly overweight teller! Zoinks!