Other great films that these writers could do...
The Christ Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro was actually a giant robot used as a weapon to fight a Godzilla-esque monster in ancient times
The Pompeii disaster was actually an alien invasion disguised to look like a volcano eruption.
Mount Rushmore was acutally built to scare away hostile angels where, upon looking down from the clouds, will see the faces and be confused, thinking they are the faces of God.
The Empire State Building was actually built to fight off lightning monsters on their turf.
The pyramids were built to help aliens do....oh wait, nevermind, that's already been made.