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I swear to God if this shlt will be PG13


I'm going to bust a fvcking nut.

Seriously why do people like PG13 movies? They're fvcking children's movies. I can't take most of the superhero movies seriously cuz they're way too kiddie friendly.

"Guys we have to nerf the violence, blood, and the language because we don't want to offend the little kiddies watching this"

I bet half of the people who watch PG13 movies in theaters are stupid kids who go like "OMG D00D DIS MOVIE IS LIKE SO KEWL CUZ IT GOT EXPLOSIONS N SHOOTIN N MORE EXPLOSIONS OMG D00D IT WAS SO AWESOME NlGGGAAA!"

Seriously make this R-rated so I know for sure it's for adults.

Sorry I ain't into children's movies.

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Agreed. I would have loved if this movie had blood spill like 300. But unfortunately, I believe it is PG13. Perhaps the Bluray release would include an unrated edition.

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I think you will be disappointed. This movie will be most likely rated pg 13. Which is ridiculous because all the AC games are for mature audiences.

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100% agree, I was just about to write the same myself.

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There is *beep* nothing wrong with pg 13 hell the games are rated to *beep* high. The only *beep* thing you see in all the games is a tiny ass blood spurt and nothing more.

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PG13 movies are for kids. That is what's wrong with PG13 movies. Sorry but I don't want to be in theaters with a bunch of middle school/high school kiddies.

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Nothing wrong with *beep* pg 13 movies. I live in the Netherlands and I never see kids when I watch a *beep* pg 13 movie at the theaters. Why ? Cause I never go before it's 20:00.

All MCU movies ( iron man , avgeners etc) are *beep* bad ass. Bad *beep* ass.

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Why do you feel the need to swear in every sentence? You give dutch people a bad name.

Do you live in some kind of small village where all the children have to go to bed before 20:00?

All MCU movies? You really thought IM2,IM3,CA, Thor, Thor 2 and Avengers AOU were badass movies?

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I swear because I am fed up about people saying that pg13 is a bad thing . It ain't a Goddamn fact pg13 is bad for a movie especially assassin's creed or movies like AC that don't rely on gore and liters of Blood. James bond like violence is good enough for a AC film.

I live in Vlissingen and after 20:00 there are no annoying kids at the cinema.

Yes I find every MCU film bad ass. I will not say that they are all on the same level but bad ass nonetheless.

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Sadly, Fassbender confirmed months ago in an interview they're going for a PG-13 film. Little wonder, seing as the budget is 200 million dollars. There hasn't been a single film since Terminator 3 (13 years ago) with a budget of that size that went for an R-rating.

http://www.the-fanboy-perspective.com/a-rant-against-modern-tentpole-film-making.html

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I think they might be having some trouble with the MPAA right now, maybe a reason for the poor marketing

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I bet half of the people who watch PG13 movies in theaters are stupid kids who go like "OMG D00D DIS MOVIE IS LIKE SO KEWL CUZ IT GOT EXPLOSIONS N SHOOTIN N MORE EXPLOSIONS OMG D00D IT WAS SO AWESOME NlGGGAAA!"

Nope, just you.

It takes considerable craft to portray a decent story without resorting to 'Adult' cheap thrills like tits and blood and people going, *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* all the time... whereas even Michael Bay could pull off the latter.

If you need all that crap in order to be entertained, just stay with your Transformers, kid!

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Nope, not into Transformers either. I clearly said I don't like PG13 movies, plus I never liked Michael Bay. I don't know where you got that retarded idea I like Michael Bay when I clearly said I'm not into children's movies.

I like movies that show violence and a little bit of blood splattering. Sorry but I do not consider people punching someone in the face "violence" because most of the time when people punch other people in PG13 movies, it looks fake as fvck. I've never seen a PG13 movie where the violence actually entertained me. Want an example? Go watch Alien vs Predator and you'll see what I'm talking about. More examples would be Jurassic Park, The Village, and Insidious.

Seriously, what retard considers PG13 movies to be "scary"? Nothing but cheap jump scares and they don't want to show people getting killed because "we have to make it kiddie friendly". I also find it hilarious how people find PG13 movies to be "badass" as if they've never seen better action movies. What's next? Is The Spongebob Movie badass too?

Violence in R-rated films seem more realistic and gets my attention more.

I'm not interested in seeing people's tits, asses, dicks, and vaginas in Hollywood movies because if I do, I would watch porn.

But yeah, have fun watching "Why so serious?" and some guy wearing a retarded ass blue suit that has a white star on his chest and carries a red, white, and blue shield all day. I'm pretty sure you love those children's movies.

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I don't know where you got that retarded idea I like Michael Bay when I clearly said I'm not into children's movies.

Well, let's have a look at that "retarded" idea, shall we?

I like movies that show violence and a little bit of blood splattering.

I've never seen a PG13 movie where the violence actually entertained me.

Sounds pretty child-like to me...

Sorry but I do not consider people punching someone in the face "violence" because most of the time when people punch other people in PG13 movies, it looks fake as fvck.

So I can punch you in the face and that won't be violence... good to know.
TBH, it can be done very realistically, without being gory. Having punched a good number of people in the face, it's often nowhere near as gory as you imagine.
But that is the craft of film-making - The ability to convey content without resorting to cheap tricks that appease the Michael Bay mentality of a crowd.

More examples would be Jurassic Park, The Village, and Insidious.

None of which are especially violent, that I recall.

Violence in R-rated films seem more realistic and gets my attention more.

They're gory, but not often realistic.

I'm not interested in seeing people's tits, asses, dicks, and vaginas in Hollywood movies because if I do, I would watch porn.

You what?
'S wrong with you, kid??!!
Don't like nudity, but love lots of gore... You planning on being some kind of serial killer when you grow up?

But yeah, have fun watching "Why so serious?" and some guy wearing a retarded ass blue suit that has a white star on his chest and carries a red, white, and blue shield all day.

Captain America?

I'm pretty sure you love those children's movies.

I'm pretty sure you know which film forums I'm most active on, so that's just a bad baiting attempt.

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I've never seen a PG13 movie where the violence actually entertained me.


Sounds pretty child-like to me...


Riiight, I'm a child for not liking children's movies. Okie dokie.

So I can punch you in the face and that won't be violence... good to know.


I said the violence in PG13 movies look fake as fvck. You can't read? They have to nerf the violence to make it kiddie friendly.

Don't like nudity, but love lots of gore... You planning on being some kind of serial killer when you grow up?


It's not like when you see naked people in R-rated movies, you get to see them having sex. Most of the times they don't do anything, which is why I'm not interested in seeing sex and nudity in Hollywood movies, if they do show sex then the movie will either be rated NC17 or X. Dumbass. Like I said, if I want to watch naked people having sex, I'll watch porn. I never said I don't like porn.

so that's just a bad baiting attempt.


Was not a bait, I was just giving out my honest opinion. You should look up the definition of a troll if you're going to call anyone a troll, dumb fvck. What's wrong? Can't handle the truth?

Have fun watching children's movies. I'm pretty sure you'll love Moana and Star Wars Rogue One. But hey, according to your logic, I'm a child for not liking children's movies.

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Calling a star wars movie a child movie.... hahahahaha.....hahahahaha...hahahahaha. somethin wong with you. Hahahahaha.

Star wars ain't a child movie. Star wars is the definition of a bad ass *beep* pg-13 movie.

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Riiight, I'm a child for not liking children's movies. Okie dokie.

You have a childish attitude toward adult themes.... and most things in general, TBH.

I said the violence in PG13 movies look fake as fvck.

You also said, "I do not consider people punching someone in the face violence"... These are your words.

They have to nerf the violence to make it kiddie friendly.

No, they have to nerf the GORE.
Gore is not violence.

It's not like when you see naked people in R-rated movies, you get to see them having sex.

Exactly, It's the craft of moviemaking. It's the reason why a Thriller is thrilling, despite not actually showing anything scary (regardless of rating). It's the atmosphere it creates, rather than what it spoonfeeds you.

Most of the times they don't do anything, which is why I'm not interested in seeing sex and nudity in Hollywood movies

Which again shows a childish lack of appreciation for, or indeed comprehension of, adult themes.

Like I said, if I want to watch naked people having sex, I'll watch porn.

I was never talking about porn. But since you want to break it down to THAT level, then perhaps Transformers is too complex a plot for you and you'd be better off just reading Spot Has A Ball, or something.

You should look up the definition of a troll if you're going to call anyone a troll, dumb fvck.

You should learn to READ, you tepid puddle of afterbirth.
I did not even mention the word Troll.
Freudian slip perhaps, given your posts on the Aliens and Predator boards, or just a general failure on your part?

What's wrong? Can't handle the truth?

And again, bait fail. Don't give up yer day job!

I'm pretty sure you'll love Moana and Star Wars Rogue One.

Rogue One perhaps. No idea what Moana is, though.

But hey, according to your logic, I'm a child for not liking children's movies.

No, you're just a child.

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"Guys we have to nerf the violence, blood, and the language because we don't want to offend the little kiddies watching this"


Uhm no, they nerf the violence because they want to make money. They have to, considering the huge budgets.

Sorry I ain't into children's movies.


Spoken like a typical 12-year-old.

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Riiight, I'm a 12 year old for not being into children's movies. Ok bud.

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The one thing which actually exposes you is you avy.

Nolan, I love you forever!

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What?

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I think he means your avatar.

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Look at it. LOOK. AT. IT. It's embarassing.

Nolan, I love you forever!

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Not as embarrassing as the fact that you gave How to Train Your Dragon 9/10 stars.

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One person referencing some other person's scores in order to protect himself/herself in a disadvantageous situation is one of the most 'original' things on the Internet.

Nolan, I love you forever!

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On a scale from 1 to 10, how mad are you? 😍

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As mad as any creative, but adequate person.

Nolan, I love you forever!

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TheSmashingTesticles

I'm going to bust a fvcking nut.

Seriously why do people like PG13 movies? They're fvcking children's movies. I can't take most of the superhero movies seriously cuz they're way too kiddie friendly.

"Guys we have to nerf the violence, blood, and the language because we don't want to offend the little kiddies watching this"

I bet half of the people who watch PG13 movies in theaters are stupid kids who go like "OMG D00D DIS MOVIE IS LIKE SO KEWL CUZ IT GOT EXPLOSIONS N SHOOTIN N MORE EXPLOSIONS OMG D00D IT WAS SO AWESOME NlGGGAAA!"

Seriously make this R-rated so I know for sure it's for adults.

Sorry I ain't into children's movies.


You must not have seen the latest Magnificent Seven. That movie is rated PG-13, and its easily the most violent PG-13 movie I've seen thus far. It was a hairs breath away from being Rated-R. So I wouldn't get all bent out of shape over it being rated PG-13. It could still work if done right.

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Magnificent Seven? Oh that movie that only has 61% on Rotten Tomatoes? Nah I'm good.

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TheSmashingTesticles

Magnificent Seven? Oh that movie that only has 61% on Rotten Tomatoes? Nah I'm good.


So you are basing your decision to see a movie based off of a statistic? A lot of people seem to have liked it. But fine, whatever rocks your boat pal. All I'm saying is that Magnificent Seven is a shining example of a PG-13 action movie done right. The actions scenes, if nothing else, is fantastic.

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Magnificent Seven was amazing!! I loved it. Great performances all around.

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benelli86

Magnificent Seven was amazing!! I loved it. Great performances all around.


Its one of the better action movies released this year so far.

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