The Raid 2 aka fuck going to indonesia (2014) - REVIEW

SPOILERS

-so this is the sequel to the critically acclaimed 2012 film Dredd
-but they replaced all the white guys with chinamen
-good decision imo as these little fuckers can fight
-like i mean they can really fight
-everyone single cunt in this film is a bloody blackbelt
-now im not a racialist but i take issue with the representation
-i mean are we now saying that all indonesians are tiny marital artists?
-and that they look mostly the same?
-not all the same
-that would be bigoted
-also that would be the chinese
-anyway so this fucking film follows on from the last one
-and its been years since ive seen the first one
-so i had to wikipedia the plot summary
-as i didnt know who any of the litttle chinese fuckers were
-so anyway its apparently about police corruption
-and some drug lords
-and it begins with the main chinaman's brother getting all like murdered and shit
-so our hero Wang is pretty pissed and all
-so he infiltrates the son of the man who killed the other Wang in prison not the Wang in prison the son
-(that last sentence i put through an indonesian google translate btw)
-and so there's like 3 groups of drug gangs and they're all like asian and do marital arts
-and throughout i kept thinking how a boxer would do against these crazy fuckers
-like thinking i'd slip that little chop and counter with a straight right
-but then these cunts just keep throwing these pitter patter punches and kicks
-and if they get too close they all know grappling and throws and stuff yknow
-so i'd have to keep them on the end of my jab for like 2 hours or something
-so anyway one of these 3 gangs has these unique asians with special abilities
-like one has a baseball bat that he hits baseballs at people to one shot them
-another is a half blind deaf girl with claw hammers
-which sounds like the worst example you could give of a competent fighter
-but apparently not in indonesia
-down my way she'd get slapped like
-anyway the best of them is this manny pacman lookalike
-he's pretty sick
-but yeah i'd outpoint him too
-the third film is just 2 and a half hours of me running away throwing out the odd range finder jab
-set to an epic soundtrack
-also no one in this film can drive in a straight line
-smh asian drivers huh
7.5/10