Best parts in the hobbit book

My favorite parts was:
"And then Legolas did a sick backflip and decaptitated like fifteen orcs at once, it was gnarly." - JRR Tolkien.

"...but there was no way Legy could run up to Ravenhill in time. So this giant bat goes flying by and he leapt 15, maybe 20 feet - vertical I'm saying - mounted the bat and piloted that sumbitch up to a tower upon the Ravenhill where he did some major Elf Sniping. Pew, pew, pew! It was fetch." - JRR Tolkien

"And then Legolas totally rides this troll, and controls its nerves and it is totally seriously so sick" - JRR Tolkien

"And Tauriel saw that and literally couldn't even!"

A timeless Classic you guys... I love the book... Jackson did a great job putting this on screen. God damnit..
Whats your favorite parts?