BOND 26: "James Bond and the Care Bears Teletubbie adventure: Chasing Rainbows"

Who is onboard???

Since they removed "James" from James bond, dropped the sex, the blood, the actual 007 job, the girls, the gadgets, pretty much everything that made James Bond "James Bond", and into some boring reality TV family drama, I say we taste the rainbows and give him a fun loving, comically fun, politically correct, inoffensive, family friendly adventure with some other characters.

action intro:
while teletubbies are paragliding over the ocean, the wind drops and they land on the care bear captain of their boat causing it to turn hard to port where it knocks out a retired scuba diving james bond. they rescue him while singing a song about fluid love, and when he comes to, he sees a rainbow but all the colors are grey shades. a talking dolphin tells them he can find colors again traveling around the globe, collecting 007 happiness rings of sunshine.

and the quest begins!!!