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Why is this Rain Johnson idiot being treated like Disney Star Wars' "Kevin Feige" all of a sudden?


I never even heard of this guy before. He came out of nowhere like a fart in a scented candle shop and is suddenly being handed a trilogy of Star Wars films with film dates already attached despite no script and is being praised by Disney as if he's the Second Coming.

What--did he surrender his male genitalia to Kathleen Kennedy with a written apology for being a straight, white male? SOMETHING sure tripped her trigger for her to give Rain so much rope.

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So here we meet again. Marveltard. Remember me? Where is your friend tjlamb ha stupid and ugly marveltard? U mad?

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Nice to see you decided to give up on the lower case letters, sock.

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Wow a dceu fan, I thought they all slit there wrists when justice league was released

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Do you know which one this is? I don't recognize the name.

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I seem to recall his name from the IMDB days

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THIS IS PRANK GARRETT. AKA COMICS FEVER. AKA YANIVPRO2013. IM SUPRISE THAT YOU DONT RECOGNIZE ME MARVELTURD

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Oxygen Thief! LOL! Now I remember! Ah, my masterpiece has returned!

For those of you who don't know--old Yanni here was quite troll. His butthurt was legendary and his hatred of me was so deep, so massive and so...ODD that he ACTUALLY praised the NAZIS and Hitler just to try to bash me. This guy is pathological and once threatened to fly out to kill us in our homes.

Little ol' Yanni here is the true epitome of butthurt troll. You're all in for a treat. Grab the popcorn and watch the meltdown! XD

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I remember this streak of piss

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Then you know that he's the queen of alts. Keep your eyes peeled.

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You'll have to be a little more specific, cupcake. Which butthurt zealot are you again? I have so many vying for my attention as of late that you'll have to give me a little more information. Your name certainly doesn't ring any bells.

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YANIVPRO2013 RING ANY BELLS MARVELTARD?

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wasn't that the one who got his ass hole burned so bad he needed 500 drawers of socks to hide himself always to be caught?

Yes, that's the one.

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God knows but if you ever find out let me know, unless he's Kathy Kennedy in drag

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He's their Zach Snyder

How did Alex Kurtzman get the Dark Universe?

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Because we live in lobotimized times and there is no questioning the powers that be and there is no understanding of talent.

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At least we know it's him so we'll avoid it.

But really the director is irrelevant, the problem is the guidelines that come from above to which any director has to adhere : that's why they go for young upcoming ones, because they are yes-men who will do what they are told.

Anyway, the message from Disney is clear : they don't want us, the signs are numerous, obvious and unmistakable.

Would you enter a restaurant that has a sign on the door that says "we do not serve straight while males" ?

So it's time to quit, at the end of the day it's no big deal : Star Wars has been diluted into mediocrity since ROTJ anyway.

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It's OK--we can always just say "it's not Lucas so it's not canon".

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Lucas made 3 movies that are even dumber and more offensive that this one so fxxk him.

He made the prequels, spat in the face of the fans and that led us directly to the situation we are in today.

Star Wars wasn't making money so he sold to people who can milk the brand better than his lazy incompetent ass.

Lucas is to blame more than anybody else because of the mess we are in now.




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^^^
This , it all started in 1997 with the putrid special editions

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Couldn't agree more. All of the changes aren't bad though.

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the studios figured out that if you pick a youngish director who has had some critical success with smaller films, then you can control them more easily (creatively) as they will feel overwhelmed at the mere thought of the opportunity...

Also, the media (critics) and fanboys will be excited...

If they chose an experienced director like Ridley Scott, they would not be able to control him as easily, creatively...

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At least it's a spinoff trilogy and not main saga entries.

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