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When Luke went number two on the island

posted 7 years ago by RussellNash (2087)
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Did he whipe with his robot hand?

And if so, wouldn't... things... get stuck in the many joints and pistons?

[–] janelsenor (2044) 7 years ago

The thala-sirens blew water up his ass like a bidet.

[–] darkpast (8452) 7 years ago

the caretaker's job

[–] Buttholio (198) 7 years ago

He Force Wiped

[–] RussellNash (2087) 7 years ago

These are all very good explanations and I thank y'all!

At first I thought I'd found a single imperfection in this otherwise flawless diamond of a movie. Thankfully I was wrong!

[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

He Force-projected his poop to the other side of the galaxy, just like Han's dice.

[–] RussellNash (2087) 7 years ago

But surely the poop didn't end up in Leia's hands like the dice?! 😨

[–] Stringey (260) 7 years ago

Lol lol lol

[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

He projected it directly over Kylo's head. That's why Kylo wears that helmet.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Jedi don't poop!

[–] RussellNash (2087) 7 years ago

Only a Shit deals in absolutes!

I mean, a Sith..

[–] Bubbathegut (17399) 7 years ago

lolz

[–] Rorikon (17113) 7 years ago

Poop is like dead things. So like all dead things, it disappears if one is connected to the force. I would surmise Luke has a mountain load of astral poop guiding him.

[–] RussellNash (2087) 7 years ago

That's deep man and I agree!