My dream is to see a film in which…
Carrot Top plays Cleopatra.
Lizzo plays Abraham Lincoln.
Michelle Yeoh plays Toulouse Lautrec.
The plot will focus on the three of them meeting in the present day thanks to a space-time vortex; renting an eco-friendly van and driving around solving crimes.
Just to be clear: this film won’t be some sort of madcap comedy. The intent here is to produce a genuine postmodern historical speculative contemplation. A premium will be placed on verisimilitude.
I am convinced that such a film would be immune to any and all criticism, controversy or even consequence.
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