Anyone else think that the cut anal sex joke was HILARIOUS?
The joke got a huge laugh, and, in it's sophomorific, riffing on the end of every James Bond film way, was somewhat sophisticated (sadly, I'm not sure about the exact dialogue, since I can't watch the original version anymore on my HD download)...I'm going to describe the joke in a way that hopefully explains why I think it's so bleepin' funny...
Dapper British gentleman-spy in the middle of saving the world comes across an imprisoned Princess.
Princess: "Get me out of here."
Spy: "Oh, you're that Swedish princess who went missing."
Princess: "Yes"
Spy, all suave and gentlemanly: "I've always wanted to meet a Princess. If I save the world, can I have a kiss?"
Princess, totally casual, almost off-hand: "If you save the world, we can do it in the *beep*
Spy, suddenly looking a little like the young, probably sexually inexperienced man that he is, but still (barely) maintaining his gentlemanly composure: "I'll be right back."
And then the true punchline is right after killing the bad guy and saving the world, as if it's been on his mind constantly throughout the final fight, with a sense of urgency equal to stopping the death of millions, Eggsy is grabbing two champagne glasses and a bottle and running, not walking, back to that cell.
Sorry, all ye offended. That's a great joke. Eggsy's youth, combined with the simple misdirection of the old fashioned, "Can I have a kiss, Princess?" and the modern ultra-worldly European woman's response, "We can do it in the *beep* and Eggsy remembering his training from Harry, asking her permission at the door, "Can I come in?" maintaining his composure but also acting like a horny teenager...it's perfect. And in an R rated movie with plenty of gore and hundreds of F bombs, I find it rather sad that it was cut. I think it was one of the funniest jokes in the movie. Perhaps I'm the only one who got it...