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I hereby dub this movie "Robin Hood in Name Only."

That makes a pretty cool acronym, too. What do you think?

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The one drawback is that it reminds me of the battle rhinos in "Black Panther", a movie that was actually good.

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Yeah I guess it actually sounds a little too positive.

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Black Panther was good?
I found it painfully boring and inane. It is one of the worst films I have seen in the past decade.

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I loved it! So did most people who saw it.

Sucks to be you.

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The majority love Walmart and McDonalds.
You might want to associate with a better type of person.

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Jeez, learn to unclench! There is this thing called "fun" you may have heard of...

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Is that really your retort?
lol...

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It makes me think of rhinoplasty, aka a nose job. If this movie is a nosejob on the Robin Hood legend, then it fits.

Too many Robin Hoods! Not nearly enough Scarlet Pimpernels!

At least they haven’t made Robin a woman. Yet. They name girls Robin, you know. I was engaged to one.

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We are long overdue for a modern cinematic take on the Scarlet Pimpernel.

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Thank you! At last, a literate man! Baroness Orkzy’s novel is terrific. The world needs more swashbuckling movies. Forget Pirates of the Caribbean. It was horror combined with swash, and I applaud Verbinsky as the director, but I select The Mask of Zorro as the last great swashbuckler. Where is Eroll Flynn when we want him?

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