This is going to suck. HARD!

I had it up to here being open-minded to movies. I was willing to give it a chance, until I saw the *beep* cast and crew. They James Corden, that terrible comic relief from Deadpool and one-half of the girls from Broad City. ALL of them lead by the visionary director of Igor (out of all movies).

I will be willing to see any movie as long as the final product comes out great. But with this cast and this director, I simply have no faith in it. This movie is going to suck balls.

I have so many *beep* questions. How can anyone say yes to this concept? Out of all the original ideas Hollywood could have attempted, why this one? Why can't they make something the world needs? Like an adaptation of Stephen King's Rage? or a story about a disillusioned teen who gets involved in a big conspiracy involving the behaviour of teenagers and phones? Why is it that every original film (aside from Edge of Tomorrow) nowadays has to fall into the wrong hands? Like that movie Passengers. I swear Morten Tyldum should have been replaced with a much better director like Paul Thomas Anderson.

But if they want to make more sequels? Why not make Darkman 2? The world needs Sam Raimi's Darkman 2! Why don't you make that instead? Not those direct to TV sequels we already have. We need Sam Raimi, Liam Neeson and Frances McDormand back for a sequel set 27 years after the events of the film.

I don't know. ANYTHING but the Emoji movie. Why do we need an Emoji movie? WHY, COLUMBIA? WHY?