Employs some dumb TV show cliches...
List them:
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Holy crap you effing hit the nail on the head.
I saw previews and it seemed cheesy, cliched, forced, and lame! How many shows do they have to make that has quick cut to a violent scene, quick cut another violent scene, quick cut romantic scene, quick cut too stupid overused dialogue, and the same old crap? The acting seemed forced and wooden. I can't believe the camera crew was filming with a straight face.
You'll kill everyone!
But Ice Cream Cake!