Have we done this childish game before? If not, here goes:
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
The Sexorcist
American Booty
Tomb Raid Her
Saving Ryan's Privates
Wonka's Willy and the Cream Factory
Raging Balls
Plump Friction
Requiem for a Cream
A Clockwork Orgy
Blow Country for Old Men
Full Metal Whack It.
"Big Trouble in Little Vagina".
shareA classic.
shareIn all seriousness BTILC is a fantastic film. Russell and Carpenter were magic in several movies!!!!!!!!! The last scene of "The Thing" with Russell and Keith David is something I can watch over and over again.
Were Russell or David "the thing" at this point?
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• Boobs on Broadway
• Boobs in Arms
• King Dong
• Queen Kong
• The Wizard Was Odd
• One Touch of Penis
• Mildred Fierce
• Balls, Book and Candle
• Mrs. CrotchFire
• From Hair to Internally
• Imitation of Wife
• Sinning in the Rain
• I Could Go on Sinning
• A Sale of Two Titties
SOAP OPERAS:
• As the Stomach Turns
• The Edge of Wetness
• The Gays of Our Lives
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"Planet Of The Gapes"
shareArmageddon Hard
shareVery creative.
shareThank you. I have a fecund imagination. Sometimes it just comes spurting out of me.
shareDamn you I just learned a new word. Very nice.
Fecund could be used in many ways!
The word “feckless” is also good. It basically means “useless,” but it sounds so filthy! You could call a guy “a feckless husband” and get a 2-for-the-price-of-1 insult out of it!
shareI didn't connect the two words. I've heard "feckless" many times.
I've used the word "turgid" to describe a hard-on. Sounds filthy as well.
Another good one is “fulgent,” which means “shining brightly,” yet “Get your fulgent ass over here” sounds so deliciously smutty.
I loved you in Boogie Nights, by the way.
"Fulgent" ass! Like an ass shimmering poolside with the sun glaring off of it. Very smutty!
Buck Swope was a character in the film that had a heart of gold and it worked out for him.
Another thing I loved about BN was the sad circus music it began and ended with. While watching the end with the music and the credits rolling I really think about the whole sad and fun ride I just witnessed. In the end, life goes on, with or without you.
Modern Times(1936) = Hardcore Times(1936)
All About Eve(1950) = All About Tits(1950)
The Big Heat(1953) = The Big Dick(1953)
Kiss Me Deadly(1955) = Fuck Me Deadly(1955)
For a Few Dollars More(1965) = For a Few Orgasms More(1965)
The Good,the Bad and the Ugly(1966) = The Good,the Bad and the Perverse(1966)
2001: A Space Odyssey(1968) = 2001:Anal Odyssey(1968)
Funny Girl(1968) = Funny Teacher(1968)
Rosemary's Baby(1968) = Rosemary's Orders(1968)
Dirty Harry(1971) = Jerking Harry(1971)
The Poseidon Adventure(1972) = The Aunt Adventure(1972)
Funny Lady(1975) = Demanding Lady(1975)
Midnight Express(1978) = Midnight Fisting(1978)
Body Heat(1981) = Body Relaxing(1981)
Trading Places(1983) = Trading Positions(1983)
A Wish Called Wanda(1988) = A Hooker Called Wanda(1988)
Born on the Fourth of July(1989) = Cuming on the Fourth of July(1989)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation(1989) = National Lampoon's Christmas Experiences(1989)
The Silence of the Lambs(1991) = The Silence of the Facials(1991)
Husbands and Wives(1992) = Husbands and Mistress(1992)
Reservoir Dogs(1992) = Reservoir Whores(1992)
Bad Girls(1994) = Horny Girls(1994)
The Shawshank Redemption(1994) = The Painful Redemption(1994)
12 Monkeys(1995) = 12 Stockings(1995)
Primal Fear(1996) = Primal Needs(1996)
The Big Lebowkski(1998) = The Dirty Lebowski(1998)
Being John Malkovich(1999) = Seducing John Malkovich(1999)
Fight Club(1999) = Interracial Club(1999)
Open Range(2003) = Open Mouth(2003)
Catch Me If You Can(2004) = Suck Me If You Can(2004)
The Lives of Others(2006) = The Lives of Neighboors(2006)
Love & Other Drugs(2010) = Sex & Other Drugs(2010)
Source Code(2011) = Pussy Code(2011)
Gone Girl(2014) = Cheating Girl(2014)
Credit for not using a rhyming scheme like we are all doing here.
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Thumbelina (1994) = Fingerbelina (1994)
Old Man and the Semen.
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