Product Endorsements you attach your name to

Or your piss when you pee it.

Lecterns. That's a product I can stand behind!

The original fleshlight. I'm not sure, but I assume that by now many imitators have popped up and I cannot vouch for them

However, the original flesh light served as a very trusty companion for me. For the first couple of years of using it it served as a necessary release. Without it I would have probably gotten into ill-advised relationships with real women

After the first two years it served an even more meaningful purpose. I purchased a second fleshlight and this allowed me to fulfill my desires for intimacy on multiple levels. I was able to use one on my mouth and the other on my junk. I never had a marriage ceremony or nothing with my fleshlights, but being able to stick my tongue down into something while my penis was stimulated probably saved my life during my loneliest periods

I've never liked Mtn. Dew. I had a work friend who drank so much MD that he had a can crusher in his office and usually 2 or 3 big black trash bags full of MD cans. He was 40 when his teeth were green and rotted out.

I wished I'd stopped drinking soft drinks a long time ago. The carbonation and acid they add to the drinks bathes your teeth for hours and eats the enamel off them ... but if you try to brush your teeth after you drink them it will cut into your enamel even worse.

Not to mention the beating it gives your endocrine system.

I just bought a deep dish butter dish, with a bamboo lid. Wow ... what a vastly superior improvement it has made in my butter use. The butter stays in the bottom of the dish and doesn't get all over the place. There is enough room inside to keep a small butter knife in it. The lid is a lot easier to take off and put back on than a typical butter dish cover that always ends up touching the butter somewhere and getting all greasy. It is so vastly superior to the butter holders I've had before it's a shame it took me so long to try it out.

Scabby-O's Breakfast Cereal!

Part of your complete breakfast.


Also Nozz-A-La Cola.

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