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Why do more people (especially Americans) not own a bidet?


A bidet is a necessity for me. I feel grossed out not having one. Yuck!

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Is that the one that washes your asshole? I use a power washer

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i use a garden hose.

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I use a dam

https://youtu.be/s9feQ2TVuYs

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Steel wool & bleach.

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Heh sandpaper. And not that emery cloth crap

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Sandblaster

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Heeey! Now we getting somewhere... Parts washer

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The Senator's daughter in my pit

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🀣

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it's effective but you have to be careful.

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Is "power washer" your girlfriend's tongue?

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Expensive to install. Never been a part of older, standard American homes. Retrofitting for one is expensive. Only luxury, custom homes generally have them. A handheld shower attachment does the job.

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Um, I went on Amazon and it seems most are around $30 to $100 Canadian. Pretty affordable. Seems pretty easy to install. Here's a link to one with great reviews: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B0B18H4HMR/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?smid=A1ETXUVAQDAWT1&psc=1&th=1

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$30 and installed it myself.

Signed, A Woman

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what if you have to take a crap at work or in an airport?

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Crap away!

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is there a mobile bidet?

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Squirt bottle

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just add liquid soap.

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Alka Seltzer

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just don't go too deep.

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I usually stop when I feel the stomach

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Hold it in until you come home. I hate doing #2 in public places anyway.

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i guess you don't travel much.

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If you do crap in public do you line the toilet seat with toilet paper?

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Absolutely. Too many sick pigs out there.

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Do you let your nutsack dangle in the water?

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No comment 😐

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I squirt the hell out of it with hand sanitizer then take an huge wad of paper towels and wipe it.

ETA: Or if I have my big pocketbook with me I spray the hell out of it with the small can of Lysol that I carry then take a huge wad of paper towels and wipe it.

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I lick it... eww no I don't

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Amen πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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β€œWhy do more people people . . . not own a bidet?”

Do you even read your trash? You are asking, β€œWhy don’t more people refuse to own bidets?”

Is that what you meant to ask, Pookie?

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I have one. Rarely use it unless things get super messy. If you frequently have messy bowel movements, you probably need more fiber in your diet.

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No need. Installed my toilet on the third floor and have a terrycloth banister right by it to slide down.

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