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Are animals really humans?


Cats are likely humans who could not get into human heaven, reincarnated as cats to rule over humans...

Zebras are likely racist humans, who needed another lifetime as a black and white animal.

Other animals?

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I think some aspects of eastern mysticism include that belief....

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Thanks for making my posts look less crazy:)

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No.
Stupid mocking OP.

My reply just tries to distract you from your next Birthday-wishing-chain. 🙄​

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i thought humans are animals

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Deadbeat dads are reincarnated as male Emperor Penguins, and are doomed to spend every Antarctic winter perching their precious single on their feet, because the egg will freeze solid if it touches the Antarctic ground. But as long as it's balanced on the feet the dads can keep it warm with their tummy feathers, even through Antarctic storms with 200MPH winds.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.y8OPEDMmN4iBTUIy66E8JQHaEK?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

The males spend months inland during the Antarctic winters, huddling together for warmth during storms and living off their body fat because they can't eat anything while holding the eggs on their feet. This is all for real, BTW.

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What do they do about the rest room situation in these periods?

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As with all penguin colonies, they just go where they stand. I've visited a few wild penguin colonies, and FYI anyone who does is going to be doing a bit of wading in penguin poo! In fact, penguin colonies can be seen from a great distance, because while most of Antarctica is white, penguin colonies are brown...

Here's a colony of male emperor penguins huddling together for warmth in a horrific Antarctic winter storm, BTW, with nothing to eat for weeks and barely able to move because each one has a precious single egg on his feet. Don't be a deadbeat dad, or this is what you'll be reincarnated as...

https://media.sciencephoto.com/image/c0410918/800wm/C0410918-Emperor_penguin_huddle_in_snow,_Antarctica,_May.jpg

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that looks pretty harsh !

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A dog is a guy who was slavish and retarded in a previous life.

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