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My wife kicked me out of the house

posted 5 months ago by parkerbot (6458)
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because she's tired of my South American animal puns.

I told her, "Alpaca my bag."

I've been infected by samoajoes - I will be cured!

[–] nyctc7 (42007) 5 months ago

It's not llamageddon

[–] Moonglum9 (10852) 5 months ago

Are going to now live In A Condo?

Worst...Pun...Ever.

[–] Kowalski (63923) 5 months ago

GROSS.🤢

[–] AndyKing1967 (35083) 5 months ago

Toucan play at that game.

[–] rootvegetables (1475) 5 months ago

Don’t forget your COATIt’s cold outside.

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[–] [deleted] 5 months ago

oh my. everyone's a comedian

[–] samoanjoes (53100) 5 months ago

I love this affect I have on people.

[–] parkerbot (6458) 5 months ago

I plan to adopt 15 cats, not bathe and buy VHS copies of the original Planet of the Apes movies to counter it.

[–] Wint3rFir3 (6931) 5 months ago

You were capy-barred from re-entering, I see.