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I just got a job working at the headquarters of a nail salon.


They didn't give me a private office, but they did provide me with a small cuticle in the corner.

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There’s no way to polish it buddy, this joke just does not gel.

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Let's leave the Polish people out of this.

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I have to hand it to you, this "joke" makes me want to give you the finger. Thumbs down.

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Please don't finger me.

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https://i.imgflip.com/2jeupj.jpg

I don't agree with Jesus.

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What Jesus says goes. You can't disagree with his holiness.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms?

They fall through his hands.

I know, going to Hell, blah blah blah.

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After my joke yesterday, this is G rated.

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G for great.

Thank you, I try.

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"G" for "guillotine". You should be in one.

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But then I would be able to wear this cool cap I just got.

https://www.amazon.ca/Bigfoot-Adjustable-Baseball-Believing-Embroidered/dp/B0BR19K63Z/ref=sr_1_57?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Ku5FySnOpXQmE1U1jP-gKsrHZ9woPZ0sCM3wiEhy-4ASKqc9kMEkdcVH6sAJdRrsiUO1PdHMW_BuEBAyh0Rb7NDga6rM5z_Ib3llks8pqVFuB1ro0dTnmXMvLs8V5seTWLCUfymFhznsUBozP7J7p2ckIo2JiIvCFMr-OHt28aA1_F8FvRhyUnMSmLe1Rej4r8Jn-M-7kFTKseCKcIJcSkBvG2e76pZZSvHhnIIU4kEyA-I3Z7yWAKC94IM9jCwqEB0yw0tnct9ZUZib9AxTj7YP-jA_ufVzGUICk8ojWfY._QE80n6GABviwKWpfA3wCB2Sv_N6f39Hos5XrF_vuu4&dib_tag=se&keywords=bigfoot+hat&qid=1719669261&sr=8-57

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Nothing wrong with being beheaded in style.

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Blade would have to be pretty sharp to get through my neckbeard.

https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/neckbeards1.jpg

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I call that: "The Island".

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Some call it "Dead sexy".

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Man, I cure you of this

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BA DUM TSS

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The final nail in the coffin.

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