I just got a job working at the headquarters of a nail salon.
They didn't give me a private office, but they did provide me with a small cuticle in the corner.
shareThey didn't give me a private office, but they did provide me with a small cuticle in the corner.
sharehttps://i.imgflip.com/2jeupj.jpg
I don't agree with Jesus.
What Jesus says goes. You can't disagree with his holiness.
shareWhy doesn't Jesus like M&Ms?
They fall through his hands.
I know, going to Hell, blah blah blah.
After my joke yesterday, this is G rated.
shareG for great.
Thank you, I try.
"G" for "guillotine". You should be in one.
shareBut then I would be able to wear this cool cap I just got.
https://www.amazon.ca/Bigfoot-Adjustable-Baseball-Believing-Embroidered/dp/B0BR19K63Z/ref=sr_1_57?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Ku5FySnOpXQmE1U1jP-gKsrHZ9woPZ0sCM3wiEhy-4ASKqc9kMEkdcVH6sAJdRrsiUO1PdHMW_BuEBAyh0Rb7NDga6rM5z_Ib3llks8pqVFuB1ro0dTnmXMvLs8V5seTWLCUfymFhznsUBozP7J7p2ckIo2JiIvCFMr-OHt28aA1_F8FvRhyUnMSmLe1Rej4r8Jn-M-7kFTKseCKcIJcSkBvG2e76pZZSvHhnIIU4kEyA-I3Z7yWAKC94IM9jCwqEB0yw0tnct9ZUZib9AxTj7YP-jA_ufVzGUICk8ojWfY._QE80n6GABviwKWpfA3wCB2Sv_N6f39Hos5XrF_vuu4&dib_tag=se&keywords=bigfoot+hat&qid=1719669261&sr=8-57
Nothing wrong with being beheaded in style.
shareBlade would have to be pretty sharp to get through my neckbeard.
https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/neckbeards1.jpg
Man, I cure you of this
shareBA DUM TSS
shareThe final nail in the coffin.
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