Well, for the record, the sexiest celeb I know of is IMHO Traci Lords.I knew Traci Lords slightly when she was at her peak before the scandal broke. I worked a few blocks from the AVC (Adult Video Corp.) Studios building in Van Nuys, where she used to shoot a lot of her movies, and I would run into her fairly often at a neighborhood hamburger stand--Tommy's Burgers on Sherman Way, near the Van Nuys Airport--at lunch. Sometimes she'd be by herself, other times she'd be with her "co-stars". It's amazing what a good makeup artist and a good cameraman can do. She had a terrible complexion that even all the makeup she wore couldn't hide, blotchy and somewhat cratered, and she was actually kind of chubby. She was also one of the dumbest people I've ever come across--could barely string a coherent sentence together and knew almost nothing about anything outside the porn world. Up until I met her I had seen some of her movies and thought she was about the hottest thing on earth, but seeing her in person was a huge disappointment.
Not that Christina would be that much behind that standard, mind. Not at all. Christina and Traci shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath. I actually met Christina twice in the early '90s. Both times she was very down-to-earth and sweet and friendly and sharp--she was a complete 180 from "Kelly Bundy"--and just incredibly nice, when she didn't have to be. I was very impressed (and not just because she was so hot). That was probably '91 or '92 or so and, unfortunately, I haven't seen her since. But it was a very nice experience.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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