I'd DO Him!!
Seeing him clad only in his drawers in Benjamin Button really pushed my buttons!! (I wonder if they're up for auction on eBay. )
...which should be no surprise, since his father also would have made my To Do list, had I been around in his heyday--especially after seeing him buk nekkid in A Man Called Horse. (Now that's a Horse I'd ride any day!)
...and now, The I'd Do Him Dancers!!