I am now a member of the LGBTQ+ community!

Going by the mainstream media's own identity politics rules, I am now a gay man, or at the very least, a member of the alphabet community. I mean, let’s look at this logically:

Daniel Radcliffe and the rest of the insane leftist SJWs say “Transwomen are woman” and are just as equally valid and genuinely female as woman who were born biologically female. Presumably, this also applies to “Transmen”... the instant anyone who declares that they identify as a man, that immediately makes them one. The media is already calling Ellen Page “Elliot” , to the baffled response of readers everywhere who say they have never heard of this “Elliot Page” actor.

I thought Ellen Page was sexy as hell before she came out as lesbian, still thought she was sexy as hell after she came out as a carpet muncher (Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro pretty much told her the same thing), and STILL think she’s hot now that “he” is “Elliot”.

So, if I now get boners for dudes named Elliot (who is just as much a man as people “assigned male at birth”), I MUST now be a gay man, or at the very least, openly bisexual... since I am equally attracted to gals like Christina Ricci, and “men” like “Elliot”.

Oh, and since Elliot is now a dude, “he” is NOT ALLOWED to have an opinion about abortion. ONLY women are allowed to discuss the topic, remember? “Elliot’s” views on the matter are invalid, “he” is after all, a straight male who is solely attracted to females. He has no idea the struggles we bisexual men have to endure for our sexuality. I didn’t choose to be bi, Elliot made me that way.