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Chelsea Handler is a piece of garbage.


She's an unfunny skank.

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She made me laugh once.

I'll be polite and not mention how she made me laugh.

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OH,WHAT A WONDERFUL POST.🤨

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It's a truthful post.

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ITS A BILLBOARD FOR BEING JUVENILE AND SHALLOW.

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It's the truth. No matter how much that hurts your little feelings.

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LOL...OK.

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She made me laugh once. This was when I saw her after Trump beat Hilary. Poor, poor Chelsea crying because her beloved Hilary lost. Now that made me laugh.

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Yep. Not funny.

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She's terrible.

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Show me on the dolly where the bad lady hurt you 😥

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What happened to you? Drugs? Parental abuse? Chelsea Handler is a piece of trash. Are you like her?

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She doesn’t bother me 🤷‍♂️

Am I like her? Lol, I don’t think so, no. But congrats to you for letting her live in your head rent free 🙂

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Lol yeah you're a piece of trash like her and that's why you go out of your way to defend her.

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Saying she doesn’t bother me is hardly defending her, and newsflash bro, you’re the one who went out of your way to start this thread. I just made fun of how butthurt you are over a celebrity who wouldn’t even know you exist.

But thanks for your kind words and have an awesome day 🙂

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Lol you're trash just like Chelsea and it burns you. You literally go out of your way to defend her after someone calls her out. I'd feel sad for you but you're clearly just terrible.

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If you could quote where I defended her in any way that would be interesting 🤔

As it is, you seem like a random, disgruntled individual who likes to insult celebrities and strangers on the internet. Good luck with that.

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"Show me on the dolly where the bad lady hurt you 😥"

Your cowardly passive aggressive way of defending this trashy woman. And just like her you are trash.

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What a completely un-brilliant thing to say.

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The truth does not need "brilliance". The truth is dull and straightforward. Example. Chelsea Handler is a trash human being and so is user ThetaSigma.

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How? How is she trash? Is she trash because you don't like her? If so how does that make her trash exactly? Does you oppose your politics? Is everyone who thinks differently from you trash? How is ThetaSigma trash? I mean at least explain yourself.

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I've had engagements with him before, tried to reform him, but just came to the disappointing conclusion that he is an incorrigible knuckle dragging window licker. Don't be fooled by the handle that suggests he knows something about math or logic. He doesn't.

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What? Remind me who you are exactly? I can’t remember ever conversing with you. If we did I’m glad it left an impression!

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I am shocked you don't remember me, but your obtuseness is what made a lasting impression on me. I'm sure you are a good enough person, and that if I knew you in real life, I would probably like you, but basic logic and reason are as incomprehensible to you as ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs is to the rest of us.

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Yeah, I can agree with that statement. She’s about as funny as a terminal disease. Haha.

Her best bit is about wanting to bang her hero, the sexual predator/murderer Andrew Cuomo. 🤣

Her and Samantha Bee should get together to see who can out smug the other with liberal propaganda.

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I have no fondness for smug liberals, but it sure beats the hell out of Lying rumpers.
Jeezus krist, let's let the obvious creepy jerks take over, while the less obvious creepy jerks get pushed aside.
What an effing great strategy !!

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One of those people who has confused cynicism for intelligence.

She's getting to an age where it will hit her.

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I guess You Should Know, right?

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In her teens, she was one of those girls that would let just any guy get up in there.

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she is a racist

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You don't like her, so you infer she's a slut. So original.

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She admits to having multiple abortions before she was 16. She was letting anybody up in there and she didn't care if they used a condom or not.

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Umm no. She admitted to having 2 abortions when she was 16, not before, and that both pregnancies were with the same father. Even if she had more than one sexual partner as a teenager that's hardly the same as letting anybody up there. Most teens have more than one sex partner.

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What fucking difference does it make if she was 15 or 16? Keep in mind this is what she is publicly admitting to. Most all of us lie to make ourselves look better and Handler is probably no exception. If this is what she is admitting to (and it is awful), how grimy and unseemly is the whole truth?

And why are you simping for this washed up has been?

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Well, first of all simping means that I like Handler, which I actually don't. I've never found her funny. I'm just commenting that if a woman has a sexual past, it is always brought up as an insult when someone doesn't like their politics. Yet they never bring up the sexual pasts of men.

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All of us have sexual histories, some of them colorful. I had my first three-way when I was not too much older than Handler in this instance (thank-you Betsy and Elisa). However, not all of us have multiple abortions by the time we are 16, which most people consider taking innocent lives. If nothing else it speaks to her self control (or lack of) and her decision making abilities. As a public figure that is trying to tell us how to think and how to vote, it is not out of bounds for us to ask those questions about her.

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You listen to public figure's opinions on politics? I think they have every right to give their opinions on politics, just like we have a right not to listen.

I'm just so sick of people slut shaming women. You had a 3 way when you were a teenager. Good for you. I am all for experimenting as teenagers, but I'm sure there are many people who consider that just as bad as getting knocked up. I'm also almost certain that teenage abortion is more common than a ménage à trois which is why I'm not going to slut shame any woman who comes out and says they had an abortion or two when they were young.

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Eww

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