Newsom Wins in Landslide Election

Sane Californians voted for science and against the pro-death covid policies of the extremist right-wing Trumpites which have sent a record number of young children to hospitals in Florida and Tennessee.

GQP winners promised a covid free-for-all in order to have as many Californians die as possible.

"California has one of the country's highest vaccination rates and currently boasts one of the lowest rates of the virus, which became a major talking point for Newsom heading into the final weeks of the Republican recall effort.

"We said yes to science. We said yes to vaccines. We said yes to ending this pandemic," Newsom told reporters early Wednesday morning. "We said yes to people's right to vote without fear of fake fraud and voter suppression. We said yes to women's fundamental constitutional right to decide for herself what she does with her body, her faith, her future. We said yes to diversity.""