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I love parts of the bible I agree with and ignore the inconvenient parts!


the whole love thy neighbour and golden rule thing are great! it totally gives me a sense of moral superiority to act like im following some sort of unique and innovative religion even though most of the things like the golden rule and ten commandments are not only part of human social nature but had long before been set out in other cultures!

But when im not telling others how they just aren't "open" to my feeling and faith based religion. I love cherry picking parts I dislike and that would be inconvenient to life as a moral person. like one of the commandments that tells me to put to death anyone who blasphemes! or the parts about not eating shellfish or wearing clothes of more than one material! those would just be soooo inconvenient to follow and I personally dislike them

Or the plethora of pro slavery passages in both the new and old testament. Those parts are fairly inconvenient to my life. and since following them would make me a reprehensible person I just choose to ignore them! while also simultaneously claiming god is the ultimate law giver and all humans should follow him and his rules.

I get the best of both worlds this way! follow the passages I like. ignore the ones I dont. claim others who ignore god go to hell. but then claim I can just ask for forgiveness when I die and all is forgiven! yayyyyy loopholes!! yay me!

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Genesis says God made the Sun after the Earth
How did he do it in the dark? Must have had some decent spotlights.
Probably explains why Tasmania looks like an unshaved pussy.

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1) The weakest part of the Old Testament is probably Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel and the 12 minor prophets. They are very ramble-y, I will admit. I love the Five Books of Moses, I love early Prophets (Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings). Some parts of the Bible are more divinely inspired than others because God says this in Numbers 12:6-8. The Gospels are the most divinely inspired part of the New Testament. Moses and Jesus are the closest ones to God out of the entire Bible. Elijah, Samson and the three patriarchs in Genesis are runner ups. The Prophets do not actually see into the future. Prophets see the past.

2) The Talmud is what regulates Jewish Law for the Ultra-Orthodox Jews. For the Christians, they're not under Mosaic Law at all. Jesus actually goes against Mosaic Law in John 8. The Old Testament is a SEPARATE timeline from the New Testament. Jesus has a totally different doctrine than Mosaic Law. Hence why Jesus re-started time 2021 years ago. On the Jewish calendar, it's the year 5781. We do not go by Jewish/Mosaic authority because of this.

3) There's still slavery today, so don't act so righteous about saying that. Slavery today is just a little bit more democratic and fair than in ancient times. Working 9-5, retail and fast food jobs are slave jobs.

4) Hell is not in the Bible. "Hell" is a mistranslation of "Gehenna", which is an actual place in the land of Israel.

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