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"Snowflakes Keep Falling On Ted's Head" sung to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

posted 2 years ago by immattj (4042)
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Snowflakes Keep Falling On Ted's Head sung to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" first draft

Snowflakes are falling on Ted's Head
and that means the Texas power grid will soon be going dead
but flying is for Ted,
He'll just head on down to Mexico

But there's one thing Ted Knows,
the lies Donnie told about him,
did defeat him
but it won't belong 'til Ted's lying on a beach in Acapulco

(To be continued)

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

Well at least we know that loser Beto isn't singing this.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

Stay tuned. I understand that there is a re-release of "What I Like About Ted" sung to the tune of "What I Like About You" soon to come out.

[–] AngelThMan (126) 2 years ago

Those words don't match the tune. But yes, Ted is a scumbag.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

I respectfully disagree (with the words not matching the tune).
However I did not start this version out with the first verse.

But I wholeheartedly do agree that Brain Dead Ted is a scumbag.

[–] Bossdog677 (1480) 2 years ago

You know we have Chinese and Russian hackers all up in our power grid right? When war comes and it will they are going to knock us out and Texas may well be the only state with power while you all surround the borders begging to be let in and you wont be singing any happy tunes then i assure you.

[–] Bossdog677 (1480) 2 years ago

They'll likely have all the guns too while you are carrying around a useless cell phone that no longer shows Chinese Fart Porn as you await escort to your death camp.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

Come and listen to a story about Brain Dead Ted,
a real shitty senator but he scammed enough to keep his family fed
then one day the temperature in Texas dropped a lot
and Ted's kinfolk said, "Ted, take us some place hot!
Acapulco is where we wanna go!"
So Ted packed 'em all up and they went to Mexico!

A Cruz cruise that is
south of the border, no wall, sunny beaches

then AOC stepped in and saved the day,
she restored the power grid in Texas, what the hay,

[–] Bossdog677 (1480) 2 years ago

Yes his Texas Family will be well fed when WW3 is at its peak and you'll be eating dirt and chairs.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

"Ted Bird", sung to the tune of Anne Murray's "Snowbird."

On the snowy plains of Texas cold and clean
The power grid is waiting for the on/off light to turn to green
Brain Dead Ted sings the song he always sings,
and speaks of going to Acapulco until it gets warmer in the spring

Before Ted was young his dad helped assassinate JFK
At least that is what Fat Donnie always liked to say
But now Ted feels such emptiness within
For the election that Brain Dead Ted wants most in life, Fat Donnie fucked up and now is the election that Brain Dead Ted can never win

so board a jet airliner and fly away
until the snow in Texas melts
and completely goes away.
Fat Donnie often says things about you that are untrue
And if you could you know that you would
fuck over Fat Donnie for the way he fucked with you.