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Saving Private Couchfucker


To be released this fall.
Demented Donald says it will be tremendous. A YUGE hit. Like nothing anyone's ever seen before.

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Please stop making many threads about the same subject or you will get a one week ban.

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Sorry about that. I forgot that the TOS say that it is only okay to make repetitive baseless attacks and character assassinations (stating over and over and over that he is a pedophile) on President Biden.

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The difference being that you have to make up your attacks out of whole cloth - like this "couch fucker" thing you're obsessed with. You think this type of shit is swaying anybody? It makes you look like a total clown.

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Look! JD Couchfucker has a brand new sock for a fan boy!

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🤣

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Indeed, Mr. 25-day-old Account. Yours is only slightly older, but it's already been dirtied up considerably by the foul human being it's being worn by.

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Aw, how cute! SeminalAnus has another sock account besides Bi-Curious"mind."

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25 days for over 1,250 posts. That's 50+ posts a day. I'd ask how you managed such a feat, but when your posts are the equivalent of an open cesspool, I imagine it's not very difficult.

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SeminalAnus, how many socks do you need?

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Is that dementia starting to peak through? I have no idea who SeminalAnus is, but despite their name, they're probably a considerably more hygienic entity if they're on the opposing side of the room from where you are.

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Sure thing, SeminalAnus, whatever you say.

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend yearly checkups for brain-related disorders. Don't catch it too late.

Ta-tá

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Nice comeback, Seminal Anus.

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I thought it was smart retort to your barrage of meaningless nothings.

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LOL!

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Does spamming "LOL!" in 99% of your posts constitute as spam? A question for the ages.

Incoming "LOL!" in 5, 4, 3...

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The power of reverse psychology in action.

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Congratulations, SeminalAnus, it's a bouncing baby sock account!

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What a fucking retard! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

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Do you blame JD Couchfucker for using the denial mode? You probably would too.

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I hear he's starting a new original comic series, Couchfucker monthly , 12 issues a year , 12 issues of furniture fornicating adventures

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LOL!

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