best line


"We wouldn't be any good as generals."
"You weren't any good as privates." LOL




Marriage is between one man and one woman, to the exclusion of all others.

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"Vermont must be beautiful this time of year, all that underwear"

"How did you do that, hold it up to the light?" "That's for amateurs, I use steam"

and the best

"Well, I like that! Not so much as a 'Kiss my foot' or 'have an apple'

A daffy woman constantly strives to become a star.

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"Like any respectable housekeeper, I listen in on the other line."

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Weirdsmobile.

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"How much is this gonna cost?"

"Right between "ouch" and "boing"

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Grab the cow.

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Hang on, I'll join ya!

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*I've got a feeling I'm not gonna like this...*
*I've got a feeling you're gonna to HATE this!!*

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*What do you think would be a novelty up here in Vermont?*
*Who knows. Maybe we could dig up a Democrat?*

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"Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it!"




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This.

This made me laugh out loud. Also the line the OP posted.

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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Danny and Bing looking at photo of Benny Haynes:
"He always was a good-looking kid." *eyes roll*

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TBH, I actually thought he wasn't bad looking. I mean he was no Montgomery Clift, but he wasn't ugly like they imply.

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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