The Professor and Ginger *Spoilers*

So Prof and Ginger, Mary Ann And Gilligan, and Mr and Mrs Howell would all have been couples? Poor Skipper! He would have been stuck with a coconut with a hole in it I guess.

The romance would never come to fruition was the Professor suffered from premature ejaculation. Look at the silent movie they were making for evidence.

You do understand Gilligan was banging all three women, which is why he kept kyboshing all rescue attempts? The Professor suffered from "early arrival". Mr. Howell was impotent. The Skipper was, well, the Skipper.

Gilligan was young , lean and close to his sexual prime. The ladies had no other option. Trust me, in Hawaii Gillian was NOT banging a movie star, the hot girl next door, and gigolo-ing a rich older woman. He had no reason to leave. Plus the "brainy" Professor was making modern comforts.

Mary Ann love Gilligan's cream pies.

Since the Professor was the best-looking man on the island by a long shot, of course she'd flirt a little when she had nothing better to do!

Although in real life, someone like Ginger would set her sights on Mr. Howell. And not necessarily as the next Mrs. Howell, either.

What about this pairing?

1. Howells, obviously pre-paired
2. Skipper and Gilligan
3. Mary Ann and Prof
4. Ginger as the mistress who mixes things up occasionally