Grandpa Joe WAS NOT selfish!


I never had the impression that Grandpa Joe was selfish, and still don't. I think he wanted what was best for Charlie, not himself. When he sings "I've got a golden ticket", he is singing for Charlie and himself, since they are both going, and Charlie even sings along with him. At the end when Wonka says Charlie doesn't get the factory Grandpa Joe yells at him for crushing Charlie's dreams. I don't know where you guys get off saying Grandpa Joe was selfish, he wouldn't even let Charlie buy tobacco for him, he took the money and bought Charlie a Wonka bar because CHARLIE wanted it. It's like you guys watched a different movie than me.

And you guys are just speculating and assuming he got out of bed to buy Charlie that Wonka bar, for all you know his Mom bought it for Joe.

reply

I think that Grandpa Joe was singing "i've a Golden Ticket" because Peter Ostrum needed help doing the song and dance. Otherwise, he (Peter) might have done it alone, just like Julie Dawn Cole.

____________________

reply

I agree, and I want to throw out another possibility as to how Grandpa Joe got his hands on that Wonka bar. At the beginning of the movie, we see Charlie picking up the newspapers he's to deliver from his boss, Mr. Jopeck. They have a brief conversation, and Mr. Jopeck ends it by saying, "Say hello to your grandfather for you". Now granted, he doesn't specify which grandfather. But considering the fact that Joe is the grandfather Charlie is closest to and George appears, from the little we see of him, to sleep most of the day (and therefore wouldn't have much time for friends), it's probably a pretty safe assumption that he meant Joe.

So that would seem to imply that Mr. Jopeck is friends with Joe and visits him sometimes. So perhaps he popped in for a visit at some point after Charlie gave Joe the money and Joe asked him to buy the Wonka bar for him (and gave him the money to do so, of course). Since Mr. Jopeck seems almost as fond of Charlie as Joe is (he even jumps in to protect him when everyone starts trying to steal his golden ticket!), I definitely don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.

That aside, I think it's rather funny that Joe seems almost more star-struck by Willy Wonka and the thought of getting to see the factory than Charlie is! :)

reply

I agree, and I want to throw out another possibility as to how Grandpa Joe got his hands on that Wonka bar. At the beginning of the movie, we see Charlie picking up the newspapers he's to deliver from his boss, Mr. Jopeck. They have a brief conversation, and Mr. Jopeck ends it by saying, "Say hello to your grandfather for you". Now granted, he doesn't specify which grandfather. But considering the fact that Joe is the grandfather Charlie is closest to and George appears, from the little we see of him, to sleep most of the day (and therefore wouldn't have much time for friends), it's probably a pretty safe assumption that he meant Joe.

So that would seem to imply that Mr. Jopeck is friends with Joe and visits him sometimes. So perhaps he popped in for a visit at some point after Charlie gave Joe the money and Joe asked him to buy the Wonka bar for him (and gave him the money to do so, of course). Since Mr. Jopeck seems almost as fond of Charlie as Joe is (he even jumps in to protect him when everyone starts trying to steal his golden ticket!), I definitely don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.

That aside, I think it's rather funny that Joe seems almost more star-struck by Willy Wonka and the thought of getting to see the factory than Charlie is! :)


Wow that's going into way too much thought than needed lol, it doesn't matter how he got the Wonka bar, he obviously didn't get out of bed, and his Mom could have easily bought it for Joe.

Anyways I think Grandpa Joe was more starstruck because he's known about Wonka for a long time, so he's like a mini-celebrity, and Charlie basically heard about him a couple days before he won the ticket.

reply

JESUS CHRIST. 40 years later and this old con man is still roping people in!

He was a crook - Fraudulently claiming benefits for being bedridden.

He was happily smoking his tobacco for long enough before guilt kicked in.

He was obviously involved in swinging with that other elderly couple who shared the bed.

He roped Charlie into stealing the lemonade (almost getting him killed in the process)

After his tirade at Wonka (which was unjustified under the circumstances) he then makes sure he's not been left out of proceedings when Charlie is told he can live in the factory.

Why is it obvious that he didn't get out of bed? He sharp jumped out when he realised there was something in it for him.

He should have been rumbled and sent to prison the lazy old bastard!

reply

JESUS CHRIST. 40 years later and this old con man is still roping people in!

He was a crook - Fraudulently claiming benefits for being bedridden.

He was happily smoking his tobacco for long enough before guilt kicked in.

He was obviously involved in swinging with that other elderly couple who shared the bed.

He roped Charlie into stealing the lemonade (almost getting him killed in the process)

After his tirade at Wonka (which was unjustified under the circumstances) he then makes sure he's not been left out of proceedings when Charlie is told he can live in the factory.

Why is it obvious that he didn't get out of bed? He sharp jumped out when he realised there was something in it for him.

He should have been rumbled and sent to prison the lazy old bastard!


Right.......................

Btw what lemonade?

reply

Don't tell me he stole that lifting lemonade and you didn't notice.

Oh, he's crafty beyond belief!
Good job Wonka knew, or the thieving old bastard would have gotten away scott free!

reply

Don't tell me he stole that lifting lemonade and you didn't notice.


Fizzy lifting drinks? That wasn't lemonade.

reply

Oh, right. not lemonade, fizzy lifting drinks. He's innocent then!

WTF!

reply

Oh, right. not lemonade, fizzy lifting drinks. He's innocent then!


Get out of here, troll.

reply

I'm a troll because I can see through Grandpa Joe. How does that work then?

Am I not allowed an opinion?

You can come on here and split hairs over fizzy lifting drinks and lifting lemonade, but I can't disagree with the notion that Grandpa Joe was NOT selfish?

Wow! Thank God for democracy!

reply

Wears-alan, if it's any consolation, I don;t consider you a troll. You make a valid point on all counts, which are easier to see the older we get. But since this was written for kids and its premise is magic and wonder, I think we can excuse Grandpa Joe on some counts, especially the Wonka miracle of getting out of bed after 20 years.

And the fact that Charlie returned the Gobstopper, essentially telling Grandpa Joe to shove it up his wrinkled butt shows that just because a person is older doesn't mean they are wiser. A good lesson to learn in this day of pedphiles and junkies.

So we can accept that grandpa Joe was greedy and wanted "his". After all, he DID manage to come up with the burping to save himself and Charlie. And it spared Wonka and the Loompas from having to pick up little pieces of brain and skull in the Fizzy-Lifting room.

I'm not saying he earned it, but he should be given SOME consideration for ensuring that Wonka found his successor.

Besides, do you have ANY idea what songs those Loompas are going to haunt him with once they move into the factory? He may just wind up in his own personal hell.



"Atlas Shrugged- Part 1"- NOW on DVD!

reply

IT'S A FREAKING MOVIE YOU GUYS.

reply

IT'S FREAKING MOVIE YOU GUYS.

...and yet your reaction is no less extreme!

reply

No it isn't a freaking movie. It is real.

And wears-alan is right. Grandpa Joe is one of the movie's villains. How is he different from the other bad children? He steals fizzy lifting drinks and gets Charlie to join him. Then he plans to sell a gobstopper to Slugworth and only Charlie's good deed in a weary world saves the day.

Grandpa Joe's behavior on getting the Golden Ticket is repulsively selfish. Didn't he even consider that Charlie's parents or even Grandma Josephine might want to go?

Aside from the tobacco and smoking in bed and stinking up the one-room house, notice also that he sneaked a candy bar for just Charlie and himself. Charlie was all about sharing his candy with everybody.

Grandpa Joe is a perfect example of what is wrong with that elder generation. No social conscience. No global view. Nothing green or organic. Just grab everything for yourself you can and do whatever you think you can get away with. Thank goodness they are mostly died off by now.

reply

Also, I bet it was him who copped a feel of Mrs TeeVee in the corridor when they couldn't find the way out.
The world needs more people like you who are aware of this grubby little freeloader.

reply

thanks gabby. Good overall analysis. Maybe those Oompah Loompahs are giving him stick over his group sex and tobacco use in their songs!

Oompah Loompah dibbity doh!
If you're not wise you will end up like Joe!

reply

You guys need professional help and/or medication.

reply

If you are offering to help, great!
Spread the word about Grandpa Joe. The old coot was a freeloader and a benefits fraud.
If you are offering medication, forget it!
I need all my senses and wits about me to combat the evil that is this old goat.

reply

Let me guess, you probably like Charlie (the bland and stupid one) over Willy Wonka? You are distateful which is why I'm asking?

reply

Hey Jason, how you been?

You're old enough to kill, but not for voting....

reply

Been busy, and you? Do you still go on the Karate Kid 3 boards?

reply

Busy too. Daughter getting married in Cuba this year so lots to sort.
Still visit kk3 boards, though it's a bit quiet of late

You're old enough to kill, but not for voting....

reply

Awesome to hear of your daughter getting married. Gotta walk her down the aisle man.

reply

Yeah can't wait, it will be the proudest moment of my life.
I've also arranged the stag do for my son in law to be. A bunch of us are going to Majorca for four days. He's a good guy but I've told him I've got a shot gun and a shovel just in case.

You're old enough to kill, but not for voting....

reply

Bump

You're old enough to kill, but not for voting....

reply

bump

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

wears-alan you are hilarious! Fyi, I totally agree with everything you've said :D

reply

Actually Grandpa Joe was not only selfish, but also either intensely stupid or as mad as Wonka. Because when Wonka kills a group of kids and has his chocolate river and entire factory contaminated and illegal immigrants on display singing songs, the company was sure to be sued endlessly and likely shut down by the Government or just go plain bankrupt. Meanwhile Wonka would commit suicide or disappear and become a fugitive somewhere in South America, so the Bucket family would have to be the ones to deal with the sh!!storm Wonka created.

So what he was giving Charlie and his family was an even worse predicament than the one they had been in before. Charlie was just a kid walking on stars in the moment so he wouldn't have "got it" when the offer was made, but Grandpa Joe should have damn well known what Wonka was trying to do and knocked Wonka out of that elevator.

A sequel would basically show this:

The Bucket family signing over to become heirs after Wonka retires or dies, Wonka then hanging himself or getting the hell out of dodge asap in his Wonkavator to put a dramatic end to his previous psychopathic child-killing rampage, lawsuits piling in, mountains of debt for a broke Bucket family to have to try and pay, many of Charlie's grandparents dying from the stress of this (or heart attacks from going on the Wonkatania), bankruptcy, Government investigation and closure of the factory, jailtime for Grandpa Joe for fraud, Charlie's mother commits suicide, then Charlie and the jailed Grandpa Joe develop lung cancer from the untested side effects of the fizzy lifting drinks. After Grandpa Joe dies first, chained to a hospital bed with a police supervisor - as he probably had the beginnings of lung cancer already from his selfish smoking habit and the fact he was as old as the dinosaurs - the final scenes would show Charlie, still just a kid but bald and (even more) emaciated from cancer, dying on the Wonkatania next to images of slithering snakes and chickens being beheaded. Film ends with a close up of Wonka amidst the fires of hell with his eyes widened and belting out an evil laugh that echoes hauntingly as we FADE OUT.

Ain't that just a happy, happy, happy ending, kiddies!



The Legend of Las Vegas,

TONY CLIFTON

reply

Brilliant post!
I would change one thing though. Granpa Joe having his list of heinous crimes read out before a large crowd, then being hung,drawn and quartered.

Gentlemen, England will be playing 4-4-f---ing-2

reply

This is one of the most perfect things I've ever read! Well done!

This movie seems to trick people into thinking it's harmless family fun with catchy songs (they are damn catchy) but the entire story is very sinister and quite nasty!

'You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?'

reply

I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect summary of that evil man!

'You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?'

reply

Please feel free to join the cause Fantastic Miss Fox. JUST SAY NO TO GRANPA JOE!!

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

I have always and will always say no to Grandpa Joe!

'You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?'

reply

Excellent. In fact Fantastic.......Miss Fox

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

Um, this is a children's story. There's nothing in the story to indicate that Grandpa Joe was suddenly able to get out of bed because he'd only been pretending all that time. It was more like--a miracle. (Even more so in the book where he literally jumped out of bed and immediately started dancing around, with no tentative tottering about at the beginning). Of course that's hopelessly unrealistic, but it's a children's story.

Tobacco was probably very, very cheap and it could have been like his one indulgence, or his one memory of happier, wealthier times. Also, maybe he'd even offered to give it up before, and his family wouldn't let him. Do you remember the way both Charlie and his mother respond? "Dad, it's only one pipe a day." "Grandpa, that was for your tobacco!"

I'm not even going to address what you said about the other set of grandparents, because you clearly pulled that from nowhere.

Yes, it was unwise of him to encourage Charlie to break the rules and drink the fizzy lifting drink, but it's not too unnatural for a man who hasn't been out of bed for years to want to do and experience as much as he can.

He tiraded (that probably wasn't a word, but you know what I mean) at Willy Wonka because he cared about Charlie so much. "How can you do this to a little boy, build up his hopes, and then smash all of his dreams to pieces!?" And the barely legible writing that supposedly said that Charlie would forfeit "all rights, privileges, etc." if he broke the rules hardly made it fair to spring that on him at the very end.

Okay, so he said, "and me?" when Willy Wonka started talking about the chocolate factory. Is that so bad? He'd always been a part of his grandson's life.

If you pay attention to the story, you can see multiple ways in which he shows that he cares deeply for Charlie. One of his first lines (if not the first) is "he [that is, Charlie] works too hard for a little boy! He should be able to play." (Possibly a paraphrase)

You can tell that he has a special relationship with Charlie just from the way Charlie says "Grandpa Joe!" with a little flourish when he's kissing each of his grandparents. None of the other interacted with Charlie that much.

He didn't know until Charlie actually got the ticket that anyone could go with him to tour the factory. He encouraged Charlie in his dream to give Charlie something to hope for. When Charlie's grandmother says, "a lot of rubbish, the whole thing," Grandpa Joe contends "Not to Charlie, it wasn't! What does he have to hope for now?" None of the others thought of that.

He arranged to buy Charlie an extra chocolate bar, even though he was bed-ridden, giving up his tobacco in the process, even though nobody begrudged him that.

Grandpa Joe didn't get out of bed until Charlie said, "I wish you could go." He wanted to be there for his grandson.

He was the one who told Charlie stories about Wonka. Nobody else told Charlie stories, or gave him something to dream about.

Near the end, when he says "If Slugworth wants an everlasting gobstopper, he'll get one!" also shows how much he cared about Charlie. He wants to hurt the person (Wonka) who hurt Charlie. That doesn't make it right, but it's not pure self-centeredness on Grandpa Joe's part.

reply

Hahaha!
You nearly convinced me. Who are you, his number one fan?
He was a lazy no good selfish bastard. He ran that household like Don Corleone and the other old scrotes were too scared to speak up in case they found themselves swimming with the fishes. You don't want to believe that, fine. But don't come here with your fantasies of what a good egg this Fvc<er was.

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

Honestly, I'd never given that much thought to the character of Grandpa Joe before this. I've just seen the movie many, many times (and read the book), and I've been taught not to take things out of context. It's a children's story. It was made in 1971. In those days at least, people didn't make children's stories with super-subtle villains.

It's based on a book by Roald Dahl. Roald Dahl's villains were blatantly nasty characters that the kids in the stories hated and feared (or despised, if they were stupid). Kids didn't love those people.

The movie is a musical. Before Les Mis, musicals were inherently light-hearted, even though the subject matter was often extremely serious. Neither the plots nor the characterizations even hold up if you divorce them from the context of a musical. You have to take them at face value and employ a willing suspension of disbelief to enjoy the story at all.

Anyway, you didn't respond to any of my points; you just carried on generalizing. Keep bad-mouthing Grandpa Joe if you want--it's a free country--but since I have the quotes and the context, whereas you have generalizations and assumptions, who's indulging in the fantasies?

reply

I'm replying on my iPhone but promise to address each of your points when I return from holiday. In the meantime feel free to peruse the many, well thought out posts, by many posters about this evil man

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

I already did. Have a nice holiday.

reply

One thing that made me cringe was when Grandpa Joe went on about how hard Charlie works and didn't acknowledge the woman in any way. He was even a dick to her a little afterwards.

reply

He admitted he had no right buying tobacco while his family were reduced to living off what appears to be sock soup. Charlie and his mother were just being polite when they said what they did.

I clearly pulled what I said about the others the same way you pulled the old 'tobacco was probably cheap' remark..... Probably. Good word eh?

Yes it was unwise. Using the line that he 'probably' wanted to experience everything doesn't excuse it either.

He let rip at Wonka because his hoped for life of opulence appeared to be going down the pan.

Yes it is so bad that he said 'and me'. He was clearly out for himself.

Yes he does say that he works too hard for a little boy. Whose fault is that? If that lazy bastard (and his harem) didn't spend all day in bed, they could have contributed to the household instead of being a burden on it.

Special relationship.... You mean he manipulated him.

Once he did know Charlie could take someone with him he should have insisted that Charlie take his mother seeing as she worked her fingers to the bone looking after everyone.

He arranged........yeah he arranged, that's what all the Dons do.

He got out of bed because something was in it for him.

So what if he did tell Charlie stories. How else could he manipulate him? He filled his head full of dreams so that Charlie wouldn't question him. In the end Charlie realises that following him only made things worse (i.e) fizzy lifting drinks and selling the EG, so he goes against him and wins the factory.

As I said above, Charlie makes a stand against him and if he hadn't then they were screwed. Remember, the whole Slugworth angle was BS. Furthermore, Grandpa Joe didn't say that because he cared bout Charlie. He did it because he wanted the cash one way or another. Pure selfishness on Joes part, supplemented with ' .....and me'?


It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

First of all, you're still just guessing, too. How do you know Charlie and his mother and his mother were just being polite? And what's this about Grandpa Joe wanting opulence? He didn't know until the very end that anyone was going to get the factory. All he knew about was the life-time supply of chocolate and the tour. What about the fact that this is a children's story made long before the era of making even kids movies super-serious stories with subtle themes? You still have to read into it to see manipulation there. And that's not even how manipulation works. Manipulation would be occurring if Charlie felt bad if he ever did anything his grandpa didn't want him to. He had no problem taking the moral high ground and refusing to sell the gobsstopper to Slugworth, with his grandpa right there. That's a pretty sure sign that Charlie was not someone who had been manipulated, because there's no way a boy that age would have the courage to do that on his own on the spur of the moment.

reply

How do you know they weren't ?

When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet then a life times supply of chocolate would be opulence.

Hansel and Gretal is a children's story. Still a dark tale though. As for reading in to it to see manipulation, well that's how subtlety works. Manipulation does work as you say, and Grandpa Joe plays the old sympathy card when he suggests he shouldn't be buying tobacco. It immediately instils feelings of guilt from Charlie and his mother for bemoaning their situation. Hence them saying to him it's alright for him to have the tobacco. Supreme lesson in manipulation right there.

Charlie had an epiphany at the end. The light finally went on in that head of his. He realised that following his Grandpa Joe had brought nothing but misery, so for once in his life he made the decision to do the right thing and hand the EG back to Wonka. As it happened that's exactly what Wonka had seen buried inside Charlie. A good kid who had been led down the wrong path by a Fagin like Grandpa.
I feared for those oompahs once Wonka said Joe could also come and live there. But who knows, maybe Joe met with an 'accident' followed by a clever little song by the oompahs explaining how it was deserved.

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

You know what? It really isn't that important. I still think you're reading into it and we could go back and forth about it forever, but it's probably not worth it. I'm not going to change your mind and you're not going to change mine. Have a great day, and a happy life.

reply

Thanks. You too!

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

reply

[deleted]

Everytime I watch this movie it reminds me of my mother and how much she used to get annoyed at Grandpa Joe. He can't work to help the family, sends the poor daughter to work in the freezing cold and Charlie on his paper route and then the minute Charlie finds the ticket he's up out of bed. And not only is he out of bed but dancing around the house. It's funny, I have always seen this movie and not liked Grandpa Joe. Even as a child. Always thought he was a selfish old bastard.

reply

Welcome to the enlightened ebony talbot01. That ropey old codger has gotten away with his shenanigans for too long now.
The old duffer should have had all his clothes taken off him, then he should have been dumped in the snow. This is what the eskimo's used to do to people who could no longer look after themselves or contribute to society. This guy actually leeches off the family and keeps his own ill gotten benefits to himself.
BASTARD!

reply

Is that thread still around?

Glad your keeping the idea running wears-alan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73SidPwuG78

Confound your lousy toll.. TROLL!

reply

I have to keep it running lest people forget the selfishness of this old coot!

reply

This thread is unreal!

reply

No laffingstock, this thread is very real. Much like the evil of that selfish old codger Grandpa Joe.

reply

Even if he was a lazy smoker I still loved the old codger for defending Charlie at the end. Also Jack Albertson had a very good singing voice.

Go ahead! Make my millenium!

reply

Defending Charlie?
The old bastard just wanted what he thought HE was due!! He thought the world owed him a living.

reply

Well, maybe if the floor wasn't so damn cold...

Go ahead! Make my millenium!

reply

Wasn't so cold when that golden ticket was produced!

reply

Good morning! Look at the sun!

They all had to live off Charlie and his mom's work, while Joe only got out every 20 years to sing a song and go to a chocolate factory.

He did say a few things right, like when Charlie brought the bread he admitted he had no right buying tobacco and that the point was that they had something better to eat even if Charlie stole it (which he didn't)

Go ahead! Make my millenium!

reply

Grandpa Joe got up because he saw an opportunity to indulge himself at the factory. Possibly stuff his face (and his pockets)with chocolate. Which to be fair was in short supply to the Bucket family because that lazy bastard wouldn't work.
He did say a few things right, yet you only name one. Feeling guilty because he bought tobacco while the family lived off sock soup. What else did he do right?

Feel up Mrs TeeVee in the corridor?

Coerce Charlie into stealing the fizzy lifting drink?

Decide to sell the everlasting gobstopper to Slugworth?

Not leave bed for 20 years?

Not work for 20 years?

Indulge in sexual deviance with the other codgers in the bed?

Keep money from the rest of the family?

They should have tied him to a pole outside and let kids poke him with a stick for a small charge. Then at least he would be contributing to the household. Hell I'd pay to poke him with a stick for an hour or two!

reply

Now that you mentioned all of this, I have to say I liked Jack Albertson but his Grandpa Joe should be next to the Grinch, Mr Burns and Scrooge as one of the most despicable characters ever.

Go ahead! Make my millenium!

reply

I too like Jack Albertson, and it is testament to his acting ability that he made the character of Grandpa Joe likeable to most. Almost like Robert Englunds portrayal of Freddy Krueger.

reply

[deleted]

bump

You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

I love that. I'm gonna use that

'Ziggy Piggy'

reply


I love Grandpa Joe. He has his foibles and quirks, but he reminds me a lot of my late grandmother with whom we we were all close as kids. A little weird and sometimes irritating; you know how it is for a kid sometimes trying to comprehend an elderly person who comes from a completely different time and place? But also a really fun and loving person who wants the best for you. Plus, Joe's good mood during 'Golden Ticket' is downright infectious; a beautiful performance by Jack Albertson.

The interesting thing, though, is how little we know about the family's background. They were probably never well-off, but based on some subtle dialogue, I'm guessing that they really hit rock bottom right before Charlie won the ticket--before they hadn't been desperate, but now they are and that's why Joe stopped buying tobacco. I really get the impression that things hadn't always been *that* bad, but had really fallen apart lately. I'd also venture to say that Mr. Bucket had probably passed away fairly recently, which probably exacerbated the financial situation a great deal. If the grandparents were at least in their '80s, Mr. Bucket was probably not a young man either. He may have lived into his 50s.

This is all strictly for the movie version of course; Dahl's original is quite different. The father is actually alive and well.


'Irregardless' is not a word

reply

Joe didn't stop buying tobacco. He says he has no right buying it. As for Jack Albertson's performance, I find it akin to Robert Englunds performance in the Nightmare on Elm Street films where he made Freddy Kruger evil but likeable.
As you say though, seen through Charlies eyes, Grandpa Joe is fun. He nearly got the kid killed though and led him in to theft (fizzy lifting drinks). He was also wanting Charlie to give the everlasting gobstopper to the imaginary Slugworth. Good job Charlie decided to ignore him (who wouldn't after the incident with the ceiling fan) otherwise they would have ended up with nothing, still living in a hovel and eating sock soup.

You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

When he said that about the tobacco, I assumed it was an indication that he was curbing the habit, or trying to.

Joe reacted the way a lot of people would probably react to Wonka at that point, although there's no doubt that he can be a bit reckless. Then again, sometimes that's what grandparents are for in the eyes of a young child: vessels of frivolity and whimsy where other adults are sometimes more focused on discipline and learning.

'Irregardless' is not a word

reply

Most people when presented with the fact Wonka knew of the fizzy lifting drinks theft would have been a little bit sheepish and said "Oh, you know about that do you"? Joe loses it and tries to get Charlie to stab Wonka in the back by giving the Gobstopper to Slugworth.
My only hope is that Wonka opened the door of the glass elevator and kicked Grandpa Joe out. Or, the Oompah Loompahs sorted him out later!

You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

And Robert Knepper from Prison Break. If you haven't seen the show, I highly recommend it..

reply

I have seen it...brilliant show.
How you doing Jason?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

Fine fine, my oldest son just started kindergarten, been working a lot, and just plain enjoying life. And you?

reply

[deleted]

On countdown to my daughters wedding in five weeks time in Cuba.
Think I mentioned it last time we corresponded. We go in less than 4 weeks!!!!!
Kindergarten eh? Be up and an adult before you know it. Enjoy these times!

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

Yup, he's in the big leagues now, he was in Pre-school and is now in for the long hours. Yes you did mention that's great man! Where will the wedding take place?

reply

There is a set up on the beach. It is in Holguin at the Playa Pescaro resort.
Big leagues eh? He will be asking for his old mans car before you know it

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

Yup, hopefully asking will be a part of it lol.

reply

Of course.
Got my speech sorted and everything.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

Cool, if you feel inclined, maybe you can share it on here?

reply

Might just do that, or if you don't mind, send you a pm

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

No problem, I'll keep looking.

reply

Bump

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

reply

bump

reply

He was an evil old man! I bet he ran the company into the ground..

reply

He will have had those Oompah Loompahs running around after him, waiting on him hand and foot.
Eventually though, like happens to all evil dictators, the masses will have plotted and risen up against the tyrannical Grandpa Joe. Hopefully they disposed of him in traditional Wonka Factory fashion followed by a catchy song!


You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

Oh. My. God. I can't believe I've never seen it before! Grandpa Joe is surely the devil!

reply

Welcome to the world of the enlightened my friend!


You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

I can see my childhood crumbling right before my eyes. All these years I thought what a kindly old man. But how can I deny the evidence laid out before me?! Why grandpa joe? Why?!

reply

Why indeed? Truth is, the clues were there all along.

1) The chocolate bar. How did he acquire it. All we see is him sneakily give it to Charlie and say "Don't tell the others". This shows his selfishness. He wanted Charlie to share it with him and him alone.
2) The tobacco. He buys tobacco for himself when the family are living on sock soup.
3) He doesn't work as apparently he is bed bound, yet runs around the room dancing and singing and kicking his heels the moment that Golden ticket is produced.
4) What about the other grand parents. They don't get a look in because of wily old Joe.
5) After the rant at Wonka, he wants Charlie to sell the gobstopper to the imaginary Slugworth because HE wants something out of it , screw Wonka!
6) It's all about him. Listen to him after Wonka says Charlie can come and live at the factory. Joe says "..and me"?

Yes, sad to say but that old bastard probably made slaves of those Oompah Loompahs. Probably drove them to extinction in fact. It is my hope they revolted against the tyrannical Joe and filled him full of Fizzy Lifting Drinks, then shoved him in that room with the big ceiling fan. Either that or Wonka got sick of him and kicked out of that Glass Elevator while Charlie wasn't looking!


You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

If they weren't getting a look in, why were the other grandparents getting plenty of grandpa joe the gigolo orgy sex?

Or what if grandpa joe isn't really grandpa joe but...*pause for effect* AN IMPOSTOR?!

reply

You mean Don Joe the Mafiosa! They stayed because he made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply

All of you, do as I say or I'll have your pacemakers... Terminated.

reply

bump

reply

Bump!

You are entitled to my opinion, whether you want it or not!!

reply