The two best lines

I am your King!

Well I didn't vote for you



Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

The black-guard: "'Tis Just a flesh-would"
Arthur: "What, are you gonna bleed on me?"

French guy (with accent): "I fart on your general direction."

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Love the whole rabbit scene.

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"5 is right out."

"Are you saying NI to that old woman" "Um....yes."

Prince Herbert: He's come to rescue me, father!
Sir Lancelot: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.

You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like and then spank me.
And me. And me too. And me.
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.





No offense, but you're an idiot.