Han Solo could've easily been on trial for murder


He drew his blaster pistol and shot at a man in a costume, a practical joke setup by his old buddy Lando. Lando thought it'd be humorous to see Han piss himself with a prank: "Oh look who joined us for dinner! Ha-ha, just thought that'd lighten the mood." He never imagined that Han would impulsively draw his fucking sidearm and make the decision to use lethal force within a fraction of a second. Really Han's quite lucky.

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Considering it's an evil cyborg the rebellion hates, I don't think so.

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I'd imagine people in the "Space cowboy" environment who stop to check every threat isnt a practical joke set up by their buddies dont last very long.

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For the next re-release that Lucas tinkers with, instead of "We would be honoured if you would join us", Vader should say "It's just a prank, bro".

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I can't wait for AI to get so good I can do that, and make a million other changes for my own amusement. Just a few more months.

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Seriously, bro. It's just a prank, bro. Why you so mad, bro? It's funny, bro. Just laugh, bro.

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