Dear buymyvcr,
That wasn't very nice.
you're not even countering with interesting ideas
you're speculation lacks common sense. Don't hate on me because you're an idiot.
Every one of your responses is basically "lol no".
How much detail do you need on the coats? I gave you full explanation and visuals. Sheesh....buy a clue.
I spared you embarrassment by avoiding detail on the "Blair's proximity." But you want to be a douchebag about it, fine.......
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We know that Blair was in the engine room, and there's a camera shot that establishes the proximity which would enable Blair to sneak up on him.Quite likely BlairThing was in the generator room considering they found the generator missing. But "proximity" means nothing. The viewer doesn't even know if Blair knows Childs is upstairs. You want to use proximity as your argument. Look at Clark's proximity to the dogthing. He was ALONE for over an hour close with the dog. That proximity didn't equate to "automatic attack". Clark died as a human.
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The lights when out immediately after.The figure ran out the door, THEN the lights went out. The generator was taken, did you see the figure carrying the generator outside? And when the lights went out, how would that put him in the generator room? Are you suggesting he was in the generator room, went upstairs, absorbed Childs, ran back down to the generator room I guess apparently the light switch is there? But he ran so fast back up stairs, we were able to see him outside before the lightbulbs went dark? He can run faster than the speed of light?
Or are you saying there is now a Blair-Thing and a Childs-Thing? Now Blair Thing absorbed Garry. Any particular reason Blair-Thing chose to absorb Garry, but chose to allow Childs to be a separate Thing in your fan fiction?
Did you think PalmerThing was trying to absorb Windows? Or was he trying to make him his little alien brother? He got chased out before absorbing him.
Did you think split face was trying to absorb Bennings or make him a little split face brother? Again he too got interrupted and escaped out the window.
Did you think the dogthing was trying to absorb the other dogs or make more dogthings? (BLAIR: "When this thing attacked our dogs, it tried to digest them. Aborb them.")
But let's assume for now Blair-Thing was "feeling generous" and allowed Childs to be his own alien. Did you ever see the aliens working together as a team? The novel is more clear on this - they will just as easily kill their own as they would a human.
With BlairThing now busy in the basement, if Childs was a thing, what was it's plan? To just go run around in the snowstorm? The point in that? If Childs was indeed attacked by Blair Thing, I want to see even a small hint Childs was attacked.
But a "coat goof" and "proximity" does not automatically equate to "Childs was attacked by Blair, so therefore he is a Thing!"
Your fan fiction contains zero common sense.
Kind Regards,
SFMZone
Destroyer of Bad Fan Fiction
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buy_my_vcr
8 years ago
SFMZone, I took you for an accidental nuisance, but it turns out you are quite the intentional scoundrel. Here's why you're wrong (I'll be brief, since I actually aim to be efficient with words):
1) The proximity is intentionally established by the camera shots.
2) He can subdue people quickly, the final showdown establishes it.
3) If so then he subdues him rather quickly, returns to the engine room, freaky-Childs runs away and transforms by the time the base explodes. There was plenty of time for that.
4)This makes sense because in order for the Thing to ensure survival, it would want a separate body away from the base and maximize the odds in its favor. And when Mac survives it returns to examine him, for many possible reasons.
5)Do you know what fan fiction is? Is English your second or third language? Or do you simply post drunk? Mac and Childs having sex in the snow would be fan fiction. Trying to put together pieces of the puzzle is part of the fun for the movie. It was made so that people like myself, could school people like you, with the aforementioned details.
6) If you'd like to counter, that you should counter with "here's a good reason why Childs is NOT the Thing". Simply negating points I've made, that are meant to be speculation, are not feats of great intelligence.
7) I hope you appreciate how well organized this response has been. It was tailored specifically for your level of understanding.
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DrAndreiSmyslov
8 years ago
LOL at how mad you got.
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buy_my_vcr
8 years ago
lmfao you couldn't hack it in the intellectual level so you're gonna claim a win on the emotional one? Losers are always looking to revise what happened
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DrAndreiSmyslov
8 years ago
No sweet pea, I was fixing a pot of coffee. You're not my highest priority, so calm down, here we go.
Okay, I tried responding without snorting with laughter.......
1) The proximity is intentionally established by the camera shots.
I see. The same was shown with a slow glide in empty rooms, what did proximity play a role there? I mean, they were very purposeful long camera pans and you seem to think that automatically equates to some proximity advantage. So what was it?
2) He can subdue people quickly, the final showdown establishes it.
Okay....thanks for that, Captain Obvious.
3) If so then he subdues him rather quickly, returns to the engine room, freaky-Childs runs away and transforms by the time the base explodes. There was plenty of time for that.
I see.......... so Childs Thing knows Mac and gang were going to blow up the camp..........
before they even decided to blow up the camp and that's why the childs alien booked out of there and into the snowstorm to save the species....got it. (Never seen fan fiction written by Wylie Coyote before)
4)This makes sense because in order for the Thing to ensure survival, it would want a separate body away from the base and maximize the odds in its favor.
Of course! Since according to your daft logic above, this species can predict the future! It knew the base was going to explode before the humans decided it!
5) Do you know what fan fiction is?
No! Please tell us! Form a half circle boys and girls. This is going to be good, I can tell!
Is English your second or third language?
Sólo un idiota pediría eso después de hablar con esa persona en inglés previamente
Or do you simply post drunk?
People showing you inconsistencies in your laughable fan fiction does not equate to posting drunk. I think we get it. It hurts your widdle feelwings when someone pokes holes in your fan fiction.
Trying to put together pieces of the puzzle is part of the fun for the movie.
But you have to have all the puzzle pieces to complete the puzzle. Carpenter intentionally removed a few pieces. You will neeeeeeeeeeeever complete it.
It was made so that people like myself, could school people like you, with the aforementioned details.
The only thing you've schooled me in is bloated ego fools like you fall too much in love with your own fan fiction.
6) If you'd like to counter, that you should counter with "here's a good reason why Childs is NOT the Thing". Simply negating points I've made, that are meant to be speculation, are not feats of great intelligence.
I'll pass nor did I ever once claim Childs is NOT the Thing. I have nothing concrete he is human. But if I'm going to entertain that he is an alien, I prefer more substantial common sense than your whining, "Liar, liar, Childs pants on fire!"
7) I hope you appreciate how well organized this response has been. It was tailored specifically for your level of understanding.
Oh, he mad.
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