I dunno, but the part when Cole walks inot the hotel room and rick and O'neal start clapping and go, "Did anybody order an a$$hole from roomservice?" That part kills me everytime.
shareOne of my favorite lines is when Brad bangs his head on the bottom of the tub after Rick drains the water out.......and says "Pain is such a rush!"
The only person who understands me is my dog!
"And the lucky spice for tonight is...paprika! Haaaaaaa!! Thank you, thank you, you have made me in the happiest spice in the world."
shareGot to be;
[greeting everybody at table]
Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson... Mrs. Thompson... Debbie... and...
Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond.
And;
Hotel Manager: Just where do you think you are?
Jay O'Neill: The Library of Congress?
Rudy: Detroit?
Brad: Beyond the sun?
Classic!
I just remembered another.
Hooker: Er, is there an empty outlet around here?
That always made me chuckle.
I also like/envy the way Nick 'The Dick' take his old man out and you hear a 'plop' as it lands on the floor.
I'll say it again, classic.
wait. whatever happened to handjobs?
shareI'm shocked at the low 5.5 rating on IMDB.
My favorite line is:
"There's a beautiful moon out tonight." (this is when Cole falls from the sheet and those people in the car kiss his butt cheeks)
"No rick I don't care anymore, I might as well end it all right here!"
"Is that the foot long"
"And then some"
"I just bet my balls and shook on it"
My fav is: "What are you nuts look at my tits they're perfect"
5.5, way too low.
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"And the lucky spice for tonight is...paprika! Haaaaaaa!! Thank you, thank you, you have made me in the happiest spice in the world."
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I say that everytime I use paprika when making dinner. My wife just doesn't get why it's sooo funny!!
Are you the pimp?? You look like Ghandi... lol
share"There's a terrific moon out tonight"
"Aaah!"
"What?"
"Aaah!"
"Aaah!"
"Aaah!"
"Aaah!"
"Aaah!"
{arrow comes in the window}
Rick: Whats this?
Jay: I have no idea.
Rick but i mean what is this?
Jay: I don't know!
{another arrow comes in through the window}
Rick: and this? what is this?
Jay: Still drawin a blank here.
..been dazed and confused for so long..
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"He says he's having a wonderful time, and is thinking of changing his name to Spike!"
"I don't normally like my filth this clean!"
"Debbie, you're a hooker! I don't believe it!"
still a forgotten bunch:
"YES, CLEVELAND WINS THE PENNANT!"
"one day im going to burn the thompson court...right to the ground"
"Here's to girls with big tits"
"Drugs to the right, Hookers to the left!"
"hmm....small theatre" <-- prob my favorite in the movie...when they open the closet to see a guy watching a girls workout video hahahahaha
and i know this isnt a quote but when Rudy is sh*tfaced and he falls on 2 hooker on a couch he like slams his face in a bowl of chips then chugs some beer.....hahaah i laughing while im typing....he taps the one girl, looks at the other and spits all the sh*t in his mouth on her then passes out! classic
hey hey hey...smoke weed everyday
Brad hitting his head after plug being pulled from bath tub.
( This suicide attempt made me laugh more than the electric razor )
"Pain is such a rush"
"This is pain" "Fabulous"
The dialogue might not be 100% correct but im sure you all remember that scene.
After Bond...James Bond...
"Well he must, he took time off from his Hitler Youth rally" (and pinky goes up).
"JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" DETROIT , LIBARY OF CONGRESS , BEYOND THE SUN
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I can't believe no one has mentioned this one...
Mrs T. - "Nice seeing you again, Rick."
Rick - "You too, Mrs T. Let's do this every day."
Rick - "How about tomorrow? I'll bring weenies."
I laugh my a$$ off every time I hear it!
I can't believe no one mentioned this one.
Tracey: "Make love to me.... please." *licks her lips*
Man o man!!
-The General has spoken.
"It seems like only yesterday I showed you how to give a blowjob."
shareThats awesome, I started this thread almost 2 years ago, still goin strong...BACHELOR PARTY ROCKS!!
"Sister, what have you done with your hair!"--Rick
"It's only hubris if I fail"--Caesar, Rome.
That was said by Phoebe, the tall brunette friend of Debbie's. That entire scene was edited out of the first showing of this which I saw on TV that warped my mind at 10. Another quote of her's that was hilarious was when she's dancing around during Debbie's party and tells Mrs. Thompson This pate is excellent or something. Then she's told she's eating dog food and says it's awesome.
I know it's not a quote but I love it how the husky friend of Rick's eats like a slob, his overall mannerism's, tells the jerk to check out his car, tosses the movie theater host, and holds the exotic dancer at the end like she's his girl. This entire movie is nonstop laughs. I don't think there's a movie like this.
One of my favorites:
Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!
Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.
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Gary: "What can I get for 25 bucks?"
Hooker: "An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump or a pogo swirl or a pump with an underground hammer."
Gary: "Wait a minute. Whatever happened to hand jobs?"
It's a tie between "We're sorry. All burners are occupied at this time." and "Rick, you're an *beep* YOu're an immature *beep*
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You guys all mentioned some of the best already!
Some I didn't see:
After Debbie's dad is through with his list of things wrong with Rick, Rick quickly says:
"Well Mr. Thompson, that's quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a TOTALLY changed person by the time we finish lunch!"
when Rick asks the guys "GUYS, which should I choose?? the car or Debbie?"
The guys are shouting over each other, but Rick's brother always cracks me up, cause if you watch him, you see him turn his head left, right, left, right shouting "the car....Debbie...the car....Debbie...the car...Debbie!"
another funny exchange:
Debbie: Rick, you promise you won't fool around at your bachelor party?
Rick: I swear on my mother's grave.
Debbie: Your mother's still alive.
Rick: Well if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.
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Im gonna punch you in the cooter, I swear to God!