Trying to make sense of this movie makes no sense.

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the lengthy and sometimes incoherent rambling, along with the inclusion of perfectly acceptable film tropes as examples to prove his misguided points.

I just spent some time composing a 450 word post about how your sending money to the "Save Ferris" fund makes no sense, but then I realized someone else has already done the work for me. I didn't want to be redundant here, although I think these things need to be said.

Most everyone knows that and has known that since 1986.

All works of fiction require a suspension of disbelief to some degree. In general, I'm willing to suspend disbelief for premise of the movie/show. For example, it's impossible for the dead to reanimate as depicted in most zombie shows, but I can suspend disbelief for the sake of the story. However, I would not be able to accept that these zombies suddenly developed super powers and could fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes (unless that is the premise to begin with).

In Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the premise is that an out-of-control teen does outrageous things and gets away with it. I'm willing to suspend disbelief in so far as the character actions and motivations that occur within the movie that allow this premise to play out and enable the main character within that premise. Beyond that, anything defying the laws of physics or the laws of thermodynamics or anything extending into the supernatural would be out of place.