Here's mine:
(LONE STAR TO BARF)
"We're not just doing this for money...We're doing it for a s*** load of money!"
Prepare to attack in 3, 2, -What happened? Where are they!!!
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What's your favorite quote?
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
-Oh dear, what are those things coming out of her nose
- Spaceballs!
- Oh shit, there goes the planet.
"Don't worry about it! We'll meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money"
"That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!"
"What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"
(I lurrve puns, the badder the better, & Mel Brooks is the baddest asset of them all)
And while it's not a line, the visual of Pizza the Hut, dripping cheese & pepperoni, is a sight gag second only to Bob Mackie's version of the iconic Scarlett O'Hara curtain dress, done for Carol Burnett. I won't spoil it here, for anyone who may never have seen it, but I urge you to YouTube it.
"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
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