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Daniel vs Gwyneth Paltrow

posted 4 years ago by NRC123 (2100)
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Gwyneth: Candle smells like vagina.
Daniel: Clothes smells like mac and cheese

Gwyneth: Conscious uncoupling
Daniel: Restraining order

[–] striderwind (33) 4 years ago

Gwyneth: Cried after winning an oscar
Daniel: Cried after altercation with Dutch in the locker room

[–] NRC123 (2100) 4 years ago

Gwyneth: Shakespeare in Love
Daniel: Homeless in Reseda

Gwyneth: Sliding Doors
Daniel: Sweeping Floors

Gwyneth: Goop Lab on Netflix
Daniel: Crap Shack in the ghetto

[–] Who (5146) 4 years ago

Gwyneth: A kid named Apple
Daniel: A hamster named Meatball

[–] NRC123 (2100) 4 years ago

Gwyneth: The Talented Mr Ripley
Daniel: The Predatory Mr Miyagi

Gwyneth: Great Expectations
Daniel: Community College dropout

[–] Who (5146) 4 years ago

Gwyneth: head in a box
Daniel: entire self in a body bag

[–] strntz (11298) 4 years ago

Gwyneth: Sang a lousy cover of Crusin'
Daniel: Ran for cover and still took a brusin'

[–] NRC123 (2100) 3 years ago

Gwyneth: View from the Top
Daniel: View from the bottom of Devil’s Cauldron.

Gwyneth: Married lead singer from Coldplay
Daniel: Embarrassed Glenn Medeiros

[–] MrBuzzcut (54) 3 years ago

Gwyneth: Father directed episodes of "The White Shadow".
Whineielle: Father faked his death.

[–] Gd5150 (11320) 3 years ago

Gwyneth: Sliding Doors
Daniel: sanding floors

Gwyneth: took on John Cleese
Daniel: took on John Kreese