"This aint no game, Flash. Real guns; real bullets."
"Hey, Milo, where you calling from, the bottom of the pool?"
"Be prepared, son. That's my motto; be prepared."
1. "I spilled my warm cup of piss."
2.
"We're alive!"
"Yeah. Hurray."
3.
"Hi. You're 'nobody.'"
"Shhh. Don't tell anyone."
1. "She's 13, and if you even look at her funny, I'll shove an umbrella up your ass and open it."
2. "Hi, you're nobody."
"Shhh, don't tell anyone."
3. "FAST FORWARD EATS THE TAPE!"
1. Jimmy : 'I'm just trying to break the ice'
Joe : 'I like ice leave it the F%&k alone'
2. Jimmy : 'Danger's my middle name'
Joe : 'Mine's Cornelius, you tell anyone I'll kill you'
Jimmy; 'You ever watch Soul Train?'
Joe : 'Shut the f&%k up'
3. Jimmy : 'What is everybody stupid around here' (goon slams his face into the car)
Joe : 'Just you kid'
So many great lines....my top:
1) Junior, we're goin' to a ball game!
2) Jimmy....do whatcha gotta do.
3) EAT S HIT YOU *beep* REDNECK!
4) Oh I'm a *beep* up but Uncle Jerry, there's a real stand up guy! Son of a bit ch cheats on his taxes. Why don't you ask your mother why Mr. Wonderful isnt in jail for tax evasion?
5) Cause he doesn't *beep* up....
6) You're chewin codeine witcha pancakes!
7) Oh that's right I forgot...I'm talkin to Dudley-F.u.c-kin-Do-Right!
8)I'M SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANIN UP YOUR DEAD BODIES!
There's so many more...I think this might be my favorite movie to quote.
What about:
- I want to hear you scream in pain (approaching a knife to his eye)
- Then put a rap.
"Point it at the bad guys and shoot!"
"You're the bad guy right?...And I am supposed to be trembling with fear right?"
"I think I ****** a squirrel to death and I don't even remember it."
"...sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.” ~ Cool Hand Luke
I was surprised at the writing in the movie, there was almost too many good lines
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"Gimme the keys or i shoot the kid."
"Daddy?"
"Shhh"
" You back off Joseph, or i'm going to show your daughter what a hot date i am."
"Why yes there is a problem officer, Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun."
All great quotes! This movie is chock full of one liners.
Milo "Just once I would like to hear you scream"
Hallenbeck "Play some rap music"
Jimmy " Was that the C4?"
Hallenbeck "Or one hell of a factory recall"
Jimmy "Danger is my middle name"
Hallenbeck "Mine's Cornelius, tell anybody I'll kill ya"
LOL Definitely Willis' most underrated film
'Why did mr milo cross the road? he had his dik stuck in a chicken" Such a funny movie for dialogue.
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