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How about a top 100 things ol' Captain Ron Taught Us?


Rules to live by, or favorites welcome

1. Coulda happened to anyone.
2. Always stay clear of the ladder.
3. Ya do your job, ya do it well, ya get a better job.
4. Incentives are important.
5. I learned that in rehab.
6. Believing in Jesus helps ya heal quicker.

Keep it going...

I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

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32) It's possible to catch the same fly twice with no depth perception..
32b) Even after catching a fly, a good sport let's him go.



It is bad to drink Jobu's rum. Very bad.

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33. It is okay to sleep with the glass eye open.
34. Just because he sleeps with the glass eye open doesn't mean he is dead.

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35. El Caribe, the Spanish Main, it's a land of hoodo, voodoo, and all kind of weird *beep*

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36. remember the parking brake

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38. Captain Ron couldn't teach us more than 38 of 100 things in four years since this thread was created.

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39. Turpentine makes an excellent facial cleanser.

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40. Little squalls come on ya fast, and they leave ya fast.

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41. You can still by hamburgers on remote Caribbean islands.

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42. Ted's (the island) is to the left of St. Croix
43. If you do a good job at taking out the trash, you get a better job....get promoted from swab to mate. (there is some basic wisdom in this one).

Thanks for starting the thread and all the posts. Love Captain Ron!

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44. Always stock your boat with just enough fuel to get you to your destination, that way when you run out you’ll know you’re almost there.

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45. Captain Ron doesn't pay taxes

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