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OK let's be realistic for one second


When the pirates stole the boat, they would have raped Caroline and Katherine 50 times and then cut their fcking heads off.

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They were mercenaries. Rape and murder is not compensable, plus having the federales on their trail for murder would complicate things. In other words they were probably more interested in getting paid than getting...

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They were scumbag pirates, they would have raped them because they have no morals and why would they not kill them? The bodies would never be found

Who were they working for? Was that ever established?

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Who were they working for? Was that ever established?


LOL, I don't think that was ever established. They were a great foil for Martin Short though.

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Oh I loved the whole pirates of the Caribbean subplot, just saying in real life they would have butchered the entire family

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This isn't a realistic movie. yeah the realistic version would not be pretty

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I've thought before about making a gritty reboot out of this movie. Starts off all happy and fun, turns into full blown disturbing thriller.

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Hopefully, captain Ron still saves the day and is just as wacky

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He's whacky. He's just a special forces killing machine too.

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It absolutely wouldn’t as pirates are typically not merciful, nice people

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then captain ron would have had his revenge

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True.. but this is a family comedy.. The movie still holds it own, i like it.

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You can have as much realism as you want when it comes to war, wound visuals, things of horror, mental illnesses and whatnot.

However, hollyweird will _NEVER_, ever dare show realism, when it comes to anything to do with 'men vs. women'-dynamic in real life.

They will never show 'villains do realistic things to women', they will never show realistic 'pair-bonding' or 'mating dynamic', they will NEVER reveal what women's psyche is really like, they won't talk about hypergamy, PUAs or show someone seduce a woman and show a woman be dependent on a man.

There is a narrative they will never break with realism or truth. When it comes to bodily mutiliation and blood spurts, they can be as realistic as possible. But how alphas approach women and how women react to high-status men, that's something you will never see.

Not that I condone or want to see rRRRpe on screen, but I am often frustrated about the 'soft villains' that treat every and any woman like a precious flower - just watch the ridiculous cartoon movie 'Commando' from the 1980s and realize what ACTUAL villans would've done to that daughter, how a woman would ACTUALLY have behaved instead of firing a rocket launcher on a public street.. TWICE!

If you watch some prank videos, you can learn a lot about how women react. There are these pranks, where someone dresses up as a monster and then goes scaring women on the streets. ALL he does is a small sound, like a grunt, and a TINY body movement towards the woman.

EVERY SINGLE WOMAN SCREAMS LIKE THEIR HEAD IS BEING CUT OFF!

Most men barely make a sound, even if they get a bit startled, some instinctively protect the women.

Yet, gender is a social construction, woman can't be defined, there are zillion genders and women are stronger than men.

Women are easily scared - a spider can make them go crazy. This is never shown in movies, where women are always Mary Sues that have no flaws and are afraid of nothing.

Watch those prank videos.. you'll see.

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Don't worry, AI is rapidly progressing to the point where you can re-edit movies like this.

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