Inappropriate Things to Say During Sex - Jurassic Park Style
"Anything at all can and does happen."
share"Anything at all can and does happen."
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In the bushes straight ahead. It's allright.
share"Are they heavy? Then they're expensive. Put them back."
shareIs he going to eat the goat?
shareWhat have they got in there, King Kong?
"When you gotta go, you gotta go"
"must go faster"
"remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend"
"Babies smell!"
shareFrom Jurassic World, but whatever:
"This doesn't make any sense. These doors haven't been opened in weeks."
I mean, really, how many times will you look under Jabba's manboobs?