THE BIG HIT: Favorite Quotes!
"Knuckle Up, Bitch"
"you non word remembering mother#@%^*!, get it straight"
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"IN THE HOUSE!"
god. i love this movie. the whole thing is basically quote after quote that could fit in here. haha. (and boy do i love gump. hahaha.)
but yeah. cisco and mel's "not liking me" thing right before the kidnapping was great.
I like the part when he says "the"
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LMFAO - this is one of my favourite movies. One of my favourite parts is where Cisco is making Keiko read the ransom note:
"If you do not bring the SUN of one million DOOLARS"
etc etc
I use the word doolars all the time and no-one has a clue what I am referring
to!!
And of course the whole 'trace buster buster buster' scenario.
Lou Diamond Phillips is so funny in this.
these sexually fustrated degenrate losers mean buisness.
she dont like hell I dont even like you
all i wanted to do was sail my boat, watch dolphins in the sea, might even kill a few of them
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I've been *beep* (small pause) since i was TEN!
shareWhen making the ransom demand to the Japanese guy over the phone.
"Now you listen to this! (Plays tape)'...tooth polish, hemoroid cream...'(turns off player) *beep*
LOL!!! That line is funny as hell.
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"be cool playboy, i got this covered"
"you would be suprised how many homeless have comptures"
"you too honest for your own good"
i get my workout swerve on six days a week!
it's time to get paid!
Damn i love this movie. My fav part is the scene where they trace the call and LDP has to go interrogate Gump and "finds out" who is behind the plot. It goes something like:
"Melvin? . . . Melvin Smiley? . . . Melvin Smiley is the insidious mastermind behind this plot? . . . . . What a world! (sniffle)"
Two of the best...
"I sell computers to the homeless"
"Trace bust buster"
"Congratulations, you're going to go down in history as the man who killed Superman."
Keiko: You told me to read the note, you never told me to improv it.
Cisco: Improv? What are you Meryl f uckin Streep?" Go ahead improv da note.
Keikp: These sexually frustrated, degenerate losers mean business.
Cisco: Dont...dont improv it!
Cisco: Why don't you just dump the bitch?
Melvin: The truth?
Cisco: Yeah, I want the truth.
Crunch: (Jack Nicholson-like)You can't handle the truth!
Cisco: (to Crunch) Shut the f uck up!
*The whole scene where Morton is drunk and pukes on Cisco kicks ass too
"Plug 'n Play, motherf@cker."
"Yo."
The way Lou Diamond Phillips and the other guy try to act so slick and cool when the say that hysterical.
"Give me but one firm place on which to stand and I shall move the Earth." - ARCHIMEDES
Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.
Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you.
That was laughable, by all means...
Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me.
Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you.
That was laughable, by all means...
Yeah, I mentioned this in one of my posts! ROFLMAO!
My favourite, however, is the scene where a delirious, frightened Crunch phones Melvin to warn him that Paris and co are looking for them all. Crunch is saying things like, "Some Japanese bitch. Our Japanese bitch!" BWAHAHAHA!
"No need, I've been f_u_cking since I was 10!!"
"cook the man some eggs!"