THE BIG HIT: Favorite Quotes!
"Knuckle Up, Bitch"
Best gag in the movie...
Lance: "HEY! Careful with that case, BRO! There's a piece of fragile crystal in there! You break it, you're gonna be back driving cabs."
Melvin: "Sorry sir..."
(Later, after blowing Lance's head off, Melvin and Crunch are clearing out the trunk of the Limo and Crunch picks up Lance's suitcase...)
Melvin: "Careful with that! It's Lance's special crystal."
Pretty much every scene Lou Diamond Phillips is in is gold.
"I know the Rolomec-1000..." - Stationary Store Guy
Four Words:
TASTE THE GOLDEN SPRAY!!!
Everything about the subplot with Keiko's dad being bankrupt and his movie is just so hilariously wrong on so many levels.
"I gotta get home and jerk off."
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