I'm sure this has been asked before but I thought, hey, what the hell.
I love it when "Michael Jackson" says "I didn't touch her! She's a girl!!!" That cracks me up. And when Cody says, "It's a boy. He's going to be an *beep* Smoke all you want; you're gonna get hit by a bus. That's not fooling anyone." To the people at the funeral. That's pretty hilarious!!!
OH MY GOD! THE ALIENS KILLED THE DINOSOUR!!! - Brenda, Scary Movie 4
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How'd no one mention the best part of the whole movie!
The scene with Brenda on the phone with the little girl!
Brenda: but there's a holiday coming up, do holidays count?
Girl: Well that depends, which holiday?
Brenda: Martin Luther King day.
Girl: Then no.
Brenda: why not, everyone one else at work is taking it off!
Haha love it!
"Ah good, the Air Force is here with those new round planes!"
No idea why, but that line always cracks me up.
"Welcome to prime time, bitch!" Freddy
"Are you OK?"
*Head falls off*
"Are you OK?"
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I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.
I been cleaning after that dumbass cracker Giggins for 10 years, but I been hitting it with his woman for 12. Know what I'm saying, *beep* I ride that ho like ur momma rides the bus. She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President, yall. I'm outy. Peace
FIRST, I WOULD LIKE TO JUST GET TO KNOW YOU.
At Brenda's funeral-
George: Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You?
Cindy: Brenda was my bitch.
George: Of course. (Simon Rex's solemn delivery is excellent)
Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!
CJ: How the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That *beep* would've been redundant.
And Queen Latifa's gem-
"Yes, the chair..."
Sit back and look for the warnings, the future is bright and alarming...
He's a farmer rapper, so you know he be kickin' the sh*t!
shareGiggins - "Do they pose a threat? Only one things for certain, we are all going to be killed." Jeremy Piven's delivery of that always made me laugh. But the best line is right after the guy crashes into Tom's wife. "Tom, I'll need a ride."
Delicious must be heaven to the hungry in hell.