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WORST movie since The Hunger Games, and that's saying something


I could go on about all the things that are wrong with the movie compared to the books (which I have read several times over) and the original TV series which I have watched quite a few times, but to paraphrase Marvin (from memory) - the first ten minutes were the worst, then it went into a bit of a decline.

Boring, contrived, boring, miscast, boring, *beep* It's not that I was upset with the fact that the film completely failed the book, because without knowing the background to most of the (badly ruined in the film) jokes in the book (i.e. the towel) I would have been completely lost. God only knows how anyone who hasn't read the books could possibly enjoy or even understand the movie. They should have called the film Catch-22, because you are damned to miss the point if you haven't read the book and damned to realise how crap it is compared to the book if you have.

I would have rather watched a milk carton walking around London for 2 hours. At least that was entertaining (if you don't get this reference you are disqualified from commenting on this post).

p.s, for anyone who wants to defend The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins lied her arse off when she said it wasn't a blatant plagiarism of Battle Royale. Of course it was, except, like HHGTTG above, Hunger Games is an abysmal remake of something far better, hence me referencing it. I'm sure Hunger Games is fantastic if you are a 12 year old girl, but for anyone else? Just NO.

Oh, and So Long & Thanks For All The Fish is a *clear* winner for all eternity in the 'Worst Song In A Movie That Is So Bad It Will Have You Praying To A Deity That You Never Have To Hear It Ever Again Or Please God Just Make Me Deaf' movie awards category.

I feel sorry for the dolphins that were forced to be in this movie, despite their (no doubt intelligible) protests. This post is dedicated to their suffering.

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*yawn*

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Since "The Hunger Games" came out after "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", wouldn't it make more sense to say that "The Hunger Games" is the worst movie since "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? Just saying...

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Actually yes, but I only saw HHGTTG recently after I had had to sit through Hunger Games, so I'm referencing from my perspective

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There is no point in trying to talk to stupid people or read and try to understand their long-winded posts.

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This was the most boring thing I've ever read about the film or book.

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It's back on now, please could you post a link to the walking milk carton ?

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That's a shame.

/sarcasm

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You want to tell us how you REALLY feel?
Jeez! Why don't you take a cold shower and vent some steam...

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I loved the movie and never got around to reading the books. It was a fun movie and I always re-watch it when it comes on. I also go around singing thanks for all the fish, I liked that song. The last time I saw a walking milk carton it chased me around Windsor, so I'm not too fond of them. The dolphins agreed to be in the movie in exchange for some fish and access to a naked diver.


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"

It's also better to acquaint yourself with the source material on which this movie is derived from before commenting on its quality as a movie adaptation of a book. Or taking the time to understand the milk carton reference and its indirect relationship to the quality of the movie. But hey, if you liked it, all good and well.

ignorance is bliss.

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Uhhh...it was derived from a radio drama originally...maybe you should take time to acquaint yourself with the real source material before slamming other posters.

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OK not sure how "But hey, if you liked it, all good and well" is classed as "slamming" another poster, but let's ignore that for now and have a look at your cheap attempt at point scoring.

Yes well done for being able to read a wiki page - your investigative skills are truly legendary. Many popular UK TV shows and books were the result of a radio show on the BBC in the 70s and 80s. Another example being Red Dwarf. However in the case of HHGTTG the source material that became the 'canon' of the whole HHGTTG uninverse was undoubtedly the first 3 books, upon which all subsequent TV shows, books, and films have been based.

I think you'd be hard pressed to find a HHGTTG fan who has listened to the radio play or read the BBC transcripts of the show. There isn't any point really when the books encapsulate the entire radio play within their pages plus a lot more.

So I'll keep referring people back to the original books as the *most easily accessible* and *most widely accepted* source material, when commenting on my own PERSONAL OPINION that the movie sucked compared to the source material. If that's OK with you. Even though it's not technically correct.

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A "Wiki page"? How precocious and presumptuous...

I was introduced to the Hitchhiker's Guide listening to its US first broadcast on the radio in 1981 (some people don't need a Wiki page to tell them about the 80s). I also read the initial book and the ones that followed as they were first released in the US.

Doug Adams initially created the Hitchhiker universe for a series of scripts to be performed by actors on the radio. Performance media (radio, TV, film) imposes limitations on an author at which Adams excelled. He managed to distill a broad range of ideas and concepts into a pair of radio series, each series consisting of six episodes, each episode 27 minutes in length. The conventions we associate with the Hitchhiker's Guide---the rapid pacing, interwoven dialogue, and the frequent interjections by the Book---were all conceived by Adams to fit the constraints of that performance media.

Only after the first radio series proved a success did Adams get a chance to publish it as a book. As a literal transcription of a radio script would have made for a very short and uninteresting book, Adams expanded the content and repackaged it for print. The success of the second radio series resulted in similar opportunity. Only the three books that followed the first two were wholly original products for print.

Print media requires a different structure than performance, relying upon the reader to imagine their own "voice" on the characters. It is only natural, if you were first introduced to this universe in print, that you would use your interpretation of the books as the basis for evaluating the film (many people are disappointed by film adaptations of books). It is also naturally your right to express your opinion that you prefer the books over what you saw on the screen.

The "slamming" comes about when, after expressing your opinion, you persist in defending it by belittling other posters or invalidating the value of their opinions with broad, unsubstantiated claims that only your viewpoint is the "most widely accepted" or that we'd be "hard pressed to find a HHGTTG fan who has listened to the radio play."

Sorry friend. I did listen to them and always considered the radio performances an absolute gem. And if other people didn't listen to them and share my opinion, we wouldn't hardly be talking about an obscure 1978 radio play in 2014.

And if you persist in arguing your "own PERSONAL OPINION that the movie sucked compared to the source material" I am likewise obligated to say you are wrong. By definition the only "source material" from which film, TV shows and books sprung is the radio plays. Only they reflect Adam's initial genius and, while there's more material in the books, don't mistake icing for the cake.

Comparing the film with the true source material---an "apples to apples" comparison between one performance media and another---in my own personal opinion (note the lack of caps) the film does an admirable job of capturing Adam's original craftsmanship and was well worth the wait.

On the other hand, if you feel another movie has failed to capture another book, go ahead and do so. You're welcome to your opinion. But that opinion is not particularly original in the film world and, at this point of this thread, becoming tedious.

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I watched this with my dolphin and she LOVED it. At one point beer squirted out of her nose...I hope that was beer. Come to think of it I hope that was her nose. I'm with your evaluation
trhickey I started with the books but then went back to the real source material (radio.) I LOVED the books; I LIKED the radio bit; I LIKED the BBC TV series (in spite of B- acting and effects); and I LIKED the movie. As much as I enjoyed the books, in the opus of literature they are closer to, "A Confederacy of Dunces" than they are to "War and Peace." Don't get me wrong...I enjoyed "A Confederacy of Dunces." Someone else (sry for not giving proper credit) pointed out that DNA recognized that every medium was different. Comparing the movie to the books is like comparing a painting to a poem. ANYWAY...I LOVED the exchanges between Aurthur and Slartibartfast at the end. They really captured the spirit of series. One other thing to consider...I've seen posts slamming Hollywood for making a movie that catered to American audiences. Hollywood is in America. I don't get Bollywood but I'm smart enough to know that if there was a Bollywood production of HHGTTG I would have to adjust my expectations. I LOVE Monty Python but there are gags I just won't get as an American. "The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin" is one of my all-time favorites. SOME comedy crosses cultural boundaries, but some doesn't.

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What's your dolphins name?

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Apologies for the tardy reply, I've been a bit hectic lately. Also apologies for making the assumption that you were just quoting wikipedia - the level of error in my assumption is matched only by the level of my surprise that someone on this message board has actually *heard* of the radio plays, let alone listened to them. Especially in America. I lived in London from 1995 too 2001 and although i wasn't big 'fan' of HHGTTG I do recall meeting other people who had read the books or seen the TV show but can't recall a time anyone mentioned the radio plays. Which isn't to say they didn't, but that is the context (not mitigation) for the wiki assumption.

Actually this just reminded me - a friend I met recently was quoting from HHGTTG just the other day and I totally forgot to ask him if he had heard the radio plays!

Anyhoo, you make several good points which I can't totally refute, so.. you win :-)

I have to express my surprise though - along with the caveat that having not heard the radio plays I am therefore unqualified to comment on the real source material for the movie - that you actually enjoyed the movie. My personal experience (note lack of caps) of it was so disappointing that I can't believe immersing myself in the radio plays and then watching it again would help me to appreciate it more. But there again, I could be wrong.

That is what makes us all different I guess. I'm still amazed by all the reviewers commenting on how Interstellar is flawed genius when I found it to be some of the most tedious hours I've ever spent. Period.

Thanks for the reply.

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Dude... you deserve a medal!

Favourite movie of all time: "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"

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Very well said. You, sir or madam, have the patience of a saint.

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*Slow clap* Excellently stated response which employed a logical, rational, and reasonable argument. Great example of how to knock someone off their high horse without resorting to crude insults and personal attacks. The proof of that is the response you received to your reply. Not that it works with everyone, unfortunately, but bravo for not taking the low road, and delivering a well-deserved shellacking.

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There is no canon. Douglas Adams himself made ALL the versions of the story and they're ALL different from each other, which he did on purpose. Just to out asshats like yourself who think you're the ultimate authority on HIS stories.

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The above poster was not commenting on whether it's a good or accurate adaptation of a book. They were commenting on whether they enjoyed it as a movie.

Get off your high horse. You just sound like a pompous idiot.

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Thank you. The poster obviously wasn't commenting on the quality of the movie as an adaptation of the book, since not having read the book, that would be impossible. It's simple logic. This situation reminds me of a quote we should all keep in mind before we engage in criticism of others, especially those who are obviously not looking to argue a point, and are merely stating their personal opinion. "Most people do not listen with the intent to understand, they listen with the intent to reply" - Stephen Covey.

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tldr

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Impossible. There can be no movie worse than The Hunger Games, any & all.

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i have to concur. Note that I said worst movie *since* the Hunger Games. Not that it was worse than the Hunger Games :-) Although to be fair I knew Hunger Games was going to be a rubbish copy of Battle Royale so my expectations weren't high.

However I had high hopes for Hitchikers Guide having read and enjoyed the books and been a fan of the TV series. Maybe I was just expecting something else.

I actually watched a downloaded copy of Hunger Games II one night when I was desperately bored, and it was a marginal improvement on the first one. I suspect the GF will make me watch both parts of part III when they become available for download.

*sigh*

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The Hunger Games certainly isn't the worst film in existence so far. While you didn't claim so yourself, you concurred with the poster above you. Surely you've seen a modern Adam Sandler film? The first Twilight out of curiosity? A Transformers film after the first? I mean, The Hunger Games was stale on its own and probably would be a flop if it weren't for the book, which actually has some form of character to it. But The Hunger Games isn't close to being one of the worst films, when you consider Die Hard 5, Grown Ups 2, Son of the Mask, et cetera.

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It was the worst movie I had seen *since* The Hunger Games.

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I know that, you completely ignored my reply. Read it again and make a valid comment.

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