5 reasons why this movie is full of lies:
because...
1. flight securities are only cool in movies.
2. dogs dont eat your cum.
3. HOT blondes never fall in love with GOOFY nerds. (Its a conspiracy theory created by "not so attractive" people. "I know someone who knows someone..." doesnt count as counterevidence.)
4. the scene in the bedroom was a complete f!!kin disaster. It was so surreal and unrealistic how the text developed only to show us the "Im not good enough for you" inferiority complex bullsh!t. They could have used every other random surprise like an earthquake or a dinosaur attack to prevent him from having sexual intercourse with such a goddess body. Everything but this catastrophic dialogue would have been convincing.
5. all the characters in this movie are so damn fake besides the ridiculous storyline it could have been more reputable if this would be a 2d cartoon on toilet paper.
the key of a good comedy is to create humour which is based on REALISM. as more we identify with the characters the funnier a comedy will get. thats a *beep* fact. make a movie about birds in a tree. NOT FUNNY.
This movie distorted and caricatured the characters in every possible manner just to adapt or prostitute them to "okay" jokes. As if the writers used randomly picked semifunny jokes as a starting point and filled the gaps with a mendacious plot!