I don’t believe that casting a new flat-chested actress to play the role of a younger Susan Sarandon makes much sense. Audiences clearly haven’t forgotten that Sarandon has gigantic, oil-soaked knockers. Has Miller lost his way?
Discuss.
Back when Mel Gibson was star of these movies were you obsessed with keeping track of the size of his dick?
Wait, who's flat chested?
I hope you don't mean ATJ ....
https://filmgifs.tumblr.com/post/633230947170533376/anya-taylor-joy-in-split-2016-dir-m-night
Two things:
1) Those knockers got nothin’ on Susan Sarandon’s oil-soaked knockers.
2) Word on the street is that ATJ’s limited knockers were actually just melted Jell-O pudding pops that she stole from the craft services table and stuffed into her bra. Before she could stash them in the trunk of her car, the director called ACTION!, at which point she had to run around and do movie stuff.
See her in Emma. Perfect tits.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/772719248562454646/
Personally, I prefer knockers to be oil-soaked. Spermaceti, if available.
share