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I've Never Seen a Midget in Real Life


Where are they at? Do they concentrate in certain geographical regions?

I've had friends of basically every type of minority and I need to scratch midgets off the list

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THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED LITTLE PEOPLE...THEY HAVE A COUPLE RIDICULOUS SHOWS ON BRAVO ABOUT LITTLE SLUT MONSTER WOMEN.

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I feel like they're more common in the middle of the country. That makes sense to me for some reason

I'll try to find one (a little person) and ingratiate myself with them. Maybe those shows will help me in my search. Thank you

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I feel like they're more common in the middle of the country. That makes sense to me for some reason


Midgets fear the ocean.

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That makes a lot of sense. The tides are unpredictable and a rogue wave can mean instant death to the careless shortstack

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And bowling alleys

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All of them?
The majority?
And those that don't, do they have to suck it up and accept the silly-ass term "little people" (how fucking condescending!?)

You are not a midget.
You most likely do not know a midget.
Stop being this eternal SJW white knight that speaks for minorities he doesn't even know.

People are different. Not everyone lives in your SJW cotton-ball world were words are "violence".
Saying shit like "they prefer..." is total bullshit and nothing but virtue signalling - as per usual from you.


PS: A friend of mine is a midget. He is fine with "midget" and he actually loves when I loudly call him "half-man" across the street because of Game of Thrones. It's not an insult, it's a pop-reference and compliment because everybody knows Tyrion is awesome and those who don't wouldn't say half-man to begin with.

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IT IS LITTLE PERSON AND YOU DO NOT KNOW ONE...CUTE HOW YOU DINKS ALL THINK A GOOD LIE BACKS UP YOUR CRAP.

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Lol, this pure, unfiltered and unhinged arrogance of yours, it really knows no boundaries.

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YOU LIE ABOUT KNOWING A LITTLE PERSON AND ARROGANTLY STATE THAT YOU WILL CALL PEOPLE WHATEVER SUITS YOU...SO...YOU KNOW...YOU'RE A WASTE OF YOUR DAD'S SEMEN,SUSAN.

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It is MRS. SUSAN for you sad sack of shit!

I am not lying, though, why the fuck would you think that? Ohhhh, because YOU do not know a single midget and thus no one else can, got it!

Difference is, you speak for a group of people as diverse as any other while I acknowledge that there is no "they prefer" because there is no "they". You will probably also tell me black people prefer to be called "persons of color" or worse "POC" (perhaps the most condescending "accepted" term ever coined for any group of people ever) because that's what you learned in your SJW filter bubble.

Keep fighting the good fight old man.

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MIDGET IS CONDESCENDING...AS ARE YOU WHEN YOU REFUSE TO ADVANCE YOURSELF IN FAVOR OF ARROGANT DICKNESS.

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Keep deflecting, pops.
It's all you got left anyways and everyone having to read your drivel knows.

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JUST FOR CLARITY...I AM 40 AND NEARLY MARRIED A LOVELY WOMAN NAMED NATASHA WHO WAS ACTUALLY A LITTLE PERSON...PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE.


WHY DON'T YOU GO SCREAM INSULTS AT YOUR NEIGHBOR...HE ALREADY HATES YOU...HE JUST WONT EVER TELL YOU...HE HAS PRIDE IN HIMSELF.

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LOL, you almost married a midget Holly shit men, that's crazy, poor midget woman she most have been desperate.

Did you fuck it? I almost fuck a female midget once but someone told me to be careful because that species have teeth in the ass, so is dangerous to go anal on them.

What other kinds of disabled people have you abused?

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🤨

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Shut up, goblin fucker

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My neighbor is a she and we get along pretty well actually.

Do you have anything besides CAPS and absurd accusations you cannot possibly know if true?

Of course you don't - you're full of shit. Always have been.

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IS SHE WAS HONEST...SHE WOULD WISH YOU WERE MORE MATURE IN YOUR DEALINGS WITH AND ABOUT HER.

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How do I "deal with her"?
Why do you constantly make the wildest assumptions?
You literally have to make shit up to have an argument, it's so sad.

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HEY...LIAR...HERE IS YOUR ORIGINAL COMMENT...


PS: A friend of mine is a midget. He is fine with "midget" and he actually loves when I loudly call him "half-man" across the street because of Game of Thrones. It's not an insult, it's a pop-reference and compliment because everybody knows Tyrion is awesome and those who don't wouldn't say half-man to begin with.

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Oh boy, Oh boy, looks like the goblin slayer here got you there pal, I also notice your friend was a male at the beginning, and then you change his gender I don't think you have friendship with two midgets that would be a hell of a coincidence, midgets are not that abundant.

I only knew one midget who was my best friend in third grade and the female midget who I almost nail but she wasn't my friend she just was horny for me, besides those two I have never met another midget.

Mister "I use capital letters because i have an stroke" got you there I hope you have a good explanation

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Where did I say my neighbor is the midget you fucking idiots!? Literally two different characters, read the fucking posts again. Kowalski suddenly mentioned my neighbor for whatever reason, I never did.

Fucking Hell, retards left and right en masse.

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Calm the fuck down bro, I'm on your side FFS.

About the retards comments I think they prefer "people with fewer neurons than normal human beings"

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I just fucking hate it when people don't read, but anticipate and then build their argument or conclusion on that. Drives me insane.

Kowalski is a lost case anyways. Massive SJW white knight who cannot resist and cums into every thread where someone, literally anyone, makes a troll post about women. It's so pathetic it is fascinating. Like WTF is this dude doing all day?

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There a lot of users on this site who fit that description is a group of middle-aged users who thinks this site belongs to them (this guy is kind of the leader or something) and any other user who thinks different is just a hateful bigot and must be silenced.

They have a cult mentality attack together and they comment the same type of shit.

I normally just fuck with them a little bit just for the LOL factor of it.

He once said he work as an assistant at a gay porn studio maybe that's the reason why he has so much free time on his hand.

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[–] Kendricks (962) 2 days ago
All of them?
The majority?
And those that don't, do they have to suck it up and accept the silly-ass term "little people" (how fucking condescending!?)

You are not a midget.
You most likely do not know a midget.
Stop being this eternal SJW white knight that speaks for minorities he doesn't even know.

People are different. Not everyone lives in your SJW cotton-ball world were words are "violence".
Saying shit like "they prefer..." is total bullshit and nothing but virtue signalling - as per usual from you.


PS: A friend of mine is a midget. He is fine with "midget" and he actually loves when I loudly call him "half-man" across the street because of Game of Thrones. It's not an insult, it's a pop-reference and compliment because everybody knows Tyrion is awesome and those who don't wouldn't say half-man to begin with.

RIGHT THERE^...THAT IS WHERE YOU SAID IT AND THEN CHANGED THE STORY(LIE) LATER.


TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS...BULLSHIT...WE WERE DISCUSSING THE LITTLE PERSON YOU YELL G.O.T. SHIT AT FROM ACROSS THE STREET...I SAID GO YELL AT HIM AND YOU FUCKED UP AND WENT WITH SHE...AT THIS POINT NOT EVEN YOU WOULD BUY THIS HORSESHIT.🍭

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I knew you're an idiot, but I had no idea you are retarded.

Where did I "change my story"?
All I said is that I have a FRIEND who is a midget. I never said that friend is my neighbor. Quote me where I did say that, and I will erase all my posts and never post again. Go ahead. Oh you can't, because I never aid it? Oh no...

YOU started talking about some neighbor out of nowhere at some point, not me. So YOU changed my story and expect me to roll with it? No, fuck you.
I never said that friend is my neighbor. Again, quote me where I did and stop making people responsible for you being unable to keep up with the simplest fucking stories, oh my God.

Fucking Hell man, take your damn meds and leave people alone

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UH HUH...EXTREMELY WEAK BULLSHIT JOB...ASSUMING YOU BELIEVE YOUR OLWN MADE UP CRAP...THAT MAKES ONE PERSON WHO BELIEVES YOU AND ISNJ'T LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF AT YOUR AWKWARD BACKPEDDLING.

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I didn't back-paddle anywhere.

Again, just for you:
1. I never mentioned my neighbor before you did.
2. That means my neighbor never was the midget in my story.
3. That means you're wrong.

I understand perfectly what you're trying here, but I won't have any of it, even though it is literally all you have - made up bullshit.
Hardly a day goes by where you do not post some accusations towards literally anyone you disagree with. It is all you ever do, you make nasty assumptions about people and then pretend it is true when they fight you being a nasty cunt because you never have anything that remotely resembles an argument, so all you can do is lie and slander people, hoping others will fall for it.

You're the pigeon in the chess board analogy that knocks over the figures and shits on the board and still thinks it won the debate.

This board has some of the worst trolls I have met online, but at least they are just trolls - you are serious and really this sad sack of shit we all have to endure here every day.

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LMAO...YOU ARE A LIAR AND I SKIPPED READING THAT DIATRIBE...YOU SURE SEEM TO ENJOY TALKING AT ME.🍭

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We both know you read every word of it. It's kinda funny how obsessed you are with the word liar....... I wonder why that might be. Mhh. No I don't. :)

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YOU WANT MY SEXY CRACK...I CAN TELL.🍭

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Yeah, I know what I said, what exactly is your issue with that?

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Midget is more precise. Say "midget" and people know exactly what you are talking about. "Little Person" can mean so many different things. Children, smaller than average people, but not midgets, etc.

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YEAH...PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING WHEN YOU SAY THE N WORD TOO...DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD SAY IT.

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What "n word" are you referring to? Tell me. Narcissist?

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LMAO...PASS...ALSO...I AM NOT A NARCISSIST...I AM A CLASSIC INSECURE SHOW OFF.

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Maybe they all joined the circus. That's were I saw them as a little brat.

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As a child I was awestruck by the munchkins of the Wizard of Oz. Everyone remembers the Lollipop Guild, but true fans also remember the Lullaby League

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I saw my first midget, believe it or not, when my mom took me to see "Willie Wonka" at the movies. The poor little bastard was an usher at the theater. All the kids were screaming "LOOK! AN OOMPA LOOMPA!" I would have quit if I was him.

I've seen quite a few more over the years. Standouts include twin blonde midget whores I saw working on Yonge Street in Toronto in the mid-1990s. (No. I did not indulge). Also, one of the smartest kids I ever encountered in my career as a school librarian was a midget. That kid was only about 8, and looked 4, but he thought like a grad student.

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LUCKY 😒

Did you ever see one dressed up in any sort of costume?

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Hmm. Well, the genius kid dressed up as Spiderman for Halloween at school. He had planned to go as something much more sophisticated. I forget exactly what he planned now, but he told me he decided the other kids just wouldn't get it and he'd wind up being considered even more weird, so he decided on Spiderman.

The midget at the Willie Wonka movie was in a little Usher uniform, of course. I guess the theater had to have it tailor made for him. I think he may have been hired specifically for the Willie Wonka showings.

I guess you could say the twin midget whores in Toronto were in a sort of streetwalker costume. They had identical little fishnet stockings, tiny red high-heeled shoes, little acid-washed miniskirts and cut-off acid washed denim vests. Also, bleached blonde hair and typical prostitute-style heavy makeup.

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LUCKY 😒 Those all sound like marvelous encounters

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I saw one at my local grocery store buying vegetables once. They're just people dude, no need to put them on some dumb list of yours.

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One cut me off while driving once. Not being able to see that he was a dwarf, I flipped him off, so he followed me to the parking lot of the store I was going to. I got out, then he got out and was acting all pissed off and tough, but as soon as I saw him I couldn't help cracking up. I just walked away laughing. What was he gonna do, punch me in the knee?

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I worked with a sexy one. She was cute as hell, and she had nice thighs, hips, and ass. I immediately penciled her in on my Bucket List, and was able to cross it out in no time. She was a sex machine monster in the bed.

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Try looking down...?

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They're called dwarfs. Midget is a derogatory term.

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He knows. He's just trying to be "edgy".

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